GhoulMaster's Dead Zone - GP2K7
An Investigation into the Limitations of the Celebrity Animal
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Leader BoardGhoulMaster Kearney: 52.5 Pts. Ravi: 35 Points Rodman: 20 Pts. Conway Death Squad: 20 Pts.
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Ghoul Pool's Greatest HitsLady Bird Johnson (DEAD 7-11-07) Kurt Vonnegut (DEAD 4-11-07) Ernest Gallo (DEAD 3-6-07) Saddam Hussein (DEAD 12-30-06) Gerald Ford (DEAD 12-26-06) James Brown (DEAD 12-25-06) Augusto Pinochet (DEAD 12-10-06) Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (DEAD 6-7-06) Don Knotts (DEAD 2-25-06) Al Lewis (DEAD 2-3-06) Richard Pryor (DEAD 12-11-05) Rosa Parks (DEAD 10-24-05) William Rehnquist (DEAD 9-3-05) Bob Denver (DEAD 9-2-05)
Why We Kick Ourselves Evel Knievel Jane Wyman Luciano Pavarotti Tommy Makem (Raise a Pint) Michelangelo Antonioni Bill Walsh Tom Snyder Ingmar Bergman Tammy Faye Messner Joel Siegel Liz Claiborne Chris Benoit Don Herbert (Mr. Wizard) Charles Nelson Reilly Jerry Falwell Jack Valenti Boris Yeltsin Don Ho Richard Jeni Anna Nicole Smith Sidney Sheldon Barbaro Denny Doherty Art Buchwald Yvonne De Carlo Peter Boyle Robert Altman (Major Kick)* *he got the Lifetime Award** **That's a Kiss of Death!!!*** ***What were we thinking???**** ****(WE WEREN'T!!!) Jack Palance Ed Bradley (kinda' kickin' ourselves) Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin Glenn Ford Maynard Ferguson Mike Douglas Jack Warden Mickey Spillane Aaron Spelling Slobodan Milosevic Darren McGavin Dennis Weaver Peter Benchley Coretta Scott King* *(total hindsight, though)** **(I mean, seriously)*** ***(She's famous for her funeral) Chris Penn* *(a long shot, but . . . ) Lou Rawls Pat Morita Nipsey Russell Don Adams
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| The Death NoticeDeath Notice 7-11-07 - Thank You! Come Again. Lady Bird Johnson Entered 7-11. And never left.
On July 11th, she selflessly gave GhoulMaster Kearney the lead after Ravi made the Mad 2007 Dash in March and April to tie it up (remember Gallo and Vonnegut?).
But, in the last full month of the contest, Ravi is still an all-too-close favorite. And, with a little bit of luck (it's all relative), Rodman and the Conway Death Squad can take back the lead.
This is where the score can Really Change!
Death Notice 3-12-07 - Tip Your Glasses
Truly a sad day in the Ghoul Pool archives . . . except, of course, for Ravi. He is put on the board with a Hit from the man who put cheap wine on the tables of millions. Ernest Gallo died on March 6th, at the vine-ripened old age of 97 (twelve days short of his ninety-eighth birthday). This places Ravi in current 4th Place, with a solid 17.5 Points. In other news, Richard Jeni decided to take him off any potential future lists with a self-placed Bullet to his Cranium, making an appearance on Saturday Night Dead. I thoroughly enjoyed his "Platypus Man" Special (ranked in the top 3 favorite Stand up Specials of mine). But, Death goes on. GMK http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/06/obit.gallo.ap/ index.html?eref=rss_topstories http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/12/obit.jeni.ap/ index.html?eref=rss_topstories Death Notice 2-8-07 - THE SURREAL DEATH; or The O.D.The Attention Whore is No More!!! Move Over, TrimSpa - She Finally Found a Weight-Loss Plan that Works!!!
  YES - Just in time for VALENTINE'S DAY, Anna Nicole Smith Marshall has been Reunited with the Love of her Life (Earthly Billionaire J. Howard Marshall). Mrs. Marshall was pronounced dead in a Hospital room after being treated for not being conscious.After an uneventful life out of the view of the public eye, little is known about this reclusive woman . . . and may never be known. Sadly. It seems like she had so much more to offer the World through her many works.
Reality Bites . . . the Dust!!!
 Bites, because not a single one of our talented players had her on our lists . . . a Major Kick for us all.
Oh, well - the living play on . . .
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Ghoulish Quotes
You spend your whole life learning shit; then you die, and forget it all. -- James H. Kearney
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -- Isaac Asimov
unbeing dead isn't being alive. -- e. e. cummings
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicuru
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw
Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?"
Men fear death as children fear to go into the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.
When we attempt to imagine death, we perceive ourselves as spectators.
No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women - all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. -- Robert Frost The supreme irony of life is hardly anyone gets out of it alive --Robert Heinlein |
