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For VarkVleis has MOVED: This site will not be updated and will be removed soon by Google Page Creator. South African health minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang tells those with HIV to eat garlic and beetroot.
The former deputy president, Jacob Zuma, told the Johannesburg High Court that he took a shower - after having sex with the HIV-positive complainant without a condom - as he believed this minimised his risk of contracting the disease.
"Go to sleep earlier so that you can grow and be cleverer" - Minister of Minerals and Energy Buyelwa Sonjica unveiling a 10-point plan to encourage South Africans to change their electricity usage habits.
"It is one of the things that would make the tournament a success, because we hear of many rapes, because people don't have access to them (women)" - ANC MP George Lekgetho on the benefits of legalizing prostitution for the 2010 world cup.
Sleep tight, South Africa. Your government has everything under control.
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Two recent court cases, have earned the attention of newspaper readers in South Africa
1. One person was fined R1 000 for not having a TV license. 2. Another was released on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder.
The moral of this South African story: If you do not have a TV license and the inspector comes round, kill him. You'll save R500.
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