FAW North Shore Regional

 

 FAWNS NEWSLETTER – JANUARY, 2009 

       Fellowship of Australian Writers – North Shore Branch 

(C/- The Secretary, 35 Eyre Street, Smithfield  2164)

Meetings held 1pm on the third Sunday of each month at:

The Community Centre, Willow Park, 25 Edgeworth David Avenue, Hornsby 

 

President:         Jan Foster                 Secretary:        Maria Encarnacao           

Treasurer:        Dorothy Walker         Editor:             Jany Garland                  

 

A few more words from the President:                                                                                                   

Welcome back to FAWNS and I hope you’re all geared up for what promises to be a very busy year. 

We start with some exciting news – FAWNS has won the 2008 newsletter competition, because we had, according to Ken Driver, the editor of Writers Voice, the most interes-ting content consistently throughout the year.  Well done Jany on a great job of composing and setting out the newsletter throughout the year, and to the backup team (Maria and I for proofreading and printing) and to all who contributed.  It’s definitely a team effort, led by our highly creative editor, Jany.  Well done, all!

Jan Foster,   President.

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”    
               
Ralph Waldo Emerson

FAWNS Achievements  (November, 2008)

 

Carol Devine : Received a Highly Commended in the Soapbox category for “Voices of Thousands Ring” at the FAW Queensland competition.

Jan Foster : Received a Highly Commended for her memoir entry in Scribbligum, “Gumleaves” (on-line) 2008.
An Afternoon Off (100 word writing prompt published in the November 2008 issue of Positive Words)

Valwyn Edwards Wishart : Family Strength (a poem) published in the November 2008 issue of Positive Words).

 

THE DIETER’S PSALM

My weight is my Shepherd,
I shall not want low calorie foods,
It maketh me to munch on potato
 chips and savoury dips.
It leadeth me into 31 flavours.
It restoreth my soul food.

It leadeth me in the paths of
 cream puffs and pavlovas;
Yeah, though I waddle through the valley
 of Weight Watchers, I will fear no
 skimmed milk - for my appetite is with me.

My Hostess “Twinkles” and
“Ding Dongs”  they comfort me.
They anointeth my body with
 calories - my scale tippeth over.

Surely Chubbiness and contentment shall
 follow me all the days of my life

And I shall dwell in the house of
  Kentucky Fried Chicken for ever.

                      Anon
(Collected at a CWA meeting) JYG


From 1934-39, editions of Webster’s New International Dictionary carried an entry for “dord”, a word that doesn’t exist.

Remember little kindnesses and forget small faults.           Chinese Proverb


The expression “hoity-toity” doesn’t come from the French ”haut toit” (high roof).  It probably comes from our liking for rhyming expressions such as “tighty whitey”, “loosey goosey” or “helter skelter”.        (Anon)

 


I’ve learned that 

… most of the things I worry about never
     happen.“

… every great achievement was once con-
     sidered impossible.

… couples without children always know just
     how you should raise yours.

… no quality product sells for a cheap price.

… you shouldn’t compare yourself to the best
     others can do, but to the best
you can do.

… good advice is hard to give but even harder
     to follow.

  it doesn’t cost anything to be nice.

 

Subject: To all my intelligent friends!

“Try this one out and see how you go. 
I am sending this only to my smart friends. 
I couldn’t figure it out and had to look at the answer.  See if you can figure out what these words have in common:-  Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven, Assess.

“Are you peeking or have you already given up?  Give it another try.  Look at each word carefully.  (You’ll kick yourself when you discover the answer)  This is cool.

Answer:  In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.  Did you figure it out?  No?  Then send it to more people and stump them as well. Then, you'll feel better too.”  

(This was emailed to me and I’m now sharing it with other members of FAWNS.    Jany G.  (Editor)

 

 

 

Sandra James, the editor of Positive Words magazine, is always looking for stuff to put in her magazine.  She particularly likes poems or 100 word prompts, as they make good fillers, but does take short stories too.

 

"Would you like to submit work to Positive Words?  Submissions are always welcome and should be sent to:  The Editor, Sandra Lynn James, 466 Old Melbourne Road, Traralgon, Victoria, 3844.  Please include a SSAE if you want your submission returned.  Submissions are processed as quickly as possible but some pieces may be held over for publication at a later date."  No cash prizes, but a free copy of the magazine if you are successful. 

 

 

ì HOW TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE DEFINITELY GETTING OLDER!! ì

ì Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt –
      doesn’t work!!

ì The gleam in your eyes is from the Sun
      hitting your bifocals.

ì You feel like the morning after – and you
      haven’t been anywhere!

ì Your little black book contains only names
      ending in M.D.

ì You get winded playing chess.

ì Your children begin to look middle-aged.

ì You join a gym and don’t go.

ì You know all the answers but nobody asks  
   
you the questions.

ì You look forward to a dull evening.

ì You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it 
      going.

ì Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.

ì You regret resisting temptation.

ì Dialing STD wears you out.

ì You just can’t stand intolerant people.

ì The best part of the day is over when the
      alarm clock goes off.

ì You burn the midnight oil after 9 pm.

ì Your back goes out more than you do.

ì A fortune-teller offers to read the lines
      on your face.

ì You have too much room in the house and
      not enough in the medicine cupboard.

ì You sink your teeth into a steak and they
      stay there!

ì Your mind makes contracts that your body
      can’t meet.

ì If you paint the town red, you’ll need a long rest before applying the second coat.

 

 

WRITER’s PROMPT:  (In 100 words or less)

  

"There are 121 permissible two-letter words in Scrabble, using every letter except “V”. How many can you list?
    
OR:-

" What was your happiest experience during the 2008/09 Christmas/New Year break?