I UNDERSTAND HOW SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER

I understand how scissors can beat paper - Garden pruning shears - Scissors tongs.

"I Understand" is a popular song with music by Mabel Wayne and lyrics by Kim Gannon, published in 1941.

composition: an essay (especially one written as an assignment); "he got an A on his composition"

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

Material manufactured in thin sheets from the pulp of wood or other fibrous substances, used for writing, drawing, or printing on, or as wrapping material

A newspaper

Wallpaper

cover with paper; "paper the box"

a regular route for a sentry or policeman; "in the old days a policeman walked a beat and knew all his people by name"

Of or relating to the beat generation or its philosophy

all in(p): very tired; "was all in at the end of the day"; "so beat I could flop down and go to sleep anywhere"; "bushed after all that exercise"; "I'm dead after that long trip"

come out better in a competition, race, or conflict; "Agassi beat Becker in the tennis championship"; "We beat the competition"; "Harvard defeated Yale in the last football game"

Completely exhausted

17//365

R U B I K ‘ S Cube trumps rock, paper and scissors {January 14 // 17} • home, nyc I just couldn’t resist! I’d like to send a shout out to my good friend John, who got me into the Rubik’s cube (next I’ll learn how to Juggle odd things like highlighters and a converse shoe). I’d also like to thank my mom and dad for supporting the silly things I get into; pretending it can’t be done and then being shocked and surprised when I solved it for the nth time. I can’t forget my brother for betting me that I couldn’t solve it in less than 3 minutes so I wouldn’t have to vacuum the house. I’d also like to thank people on the subway for throwing me money, and offering to put me through college. Lastly, I’d like to thank Professor Erno, without him I wouldn’t have understood primary or secondary colours. I believe that the solution to U N I F I E D theory lies within the Rubik’s cube, not string theory……

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. haha, i love that quote. 5400 views on my stream view on black

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