eugenehasher

EH3 Clown Hash, August 2010.

Eugene Hash

House Harriers

"A drinking club
with a running problem"

Note: The winter schedule will continue to be Sunday. However, the times will change between 3-6:30 p.m. as the hare chooses. Be sure to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour. Thursdays are Thrash days - contact Tequila Cocking Bird.

February schedule

Super Bowl Weekend!!! February 4 and 5: Hugh Mungus' Anal Super Bowl Hash.
Saturday the 4th, 12:00 pm: Meet in the upper east parking lot at LCC. If you've less than half a mind, this is at 4000 E. 30th Ave., also known as exit 189 off I-5. This hash will feature Tequila Cocking Bird's First Analversary Mud Wrestling Extravaganza! Cost: keep reading.
Sunday the 5th, 12:00 pm: Meet at Ken Kesey Square at the intersection of Broadway & Willamette (next to Voodoo Doughnuts). You can park in the Overpark at 10^th & Oak

Super Bowl Kick-Off: 3:30 p.m. at Bradford’s Home Entertainment, 942 Olive St.

Cost: Total Hugh Mungus Package: $24.69, includes 2 hashes, beer and Super Bowl Hash backpack! (Quantities are limited!)

Saturday Hash: $20, includes hash, beer and Super Bowl Hash backpack!

Sunday Hash: $10, includes hash and beer. All attending hashers please bring a potluck dish.

(You can purchase Super Bowl Hash backpacks for $10 if there are any remaining.)

Accommodations:

Chateau ManBelow: 1991 Lawrence Street

Tequila Cocking Bird’s Nest (under construction) will be available for beds and bathroom: 2290 Tyler Street

Other EH3ers will provide lodging as needed

Registration: Deadline to register is Wednesday, February 1^st. Send check to Barely ManBelow at 1991 Lawrence St, Eugene, OR 97405. NOTE: All hashers, including EH3, MUST pre-register. An extra $5 will be charged for day of registration. Cum one. Cum all.

Sunday, February 12: Hare: I Suck Dog Dick

Saturday, February 18: Corvallis Red Dress Hash!

Hares: Dick 4 Short and others
When: Saturday February 18th @ 7pm (hares off at 7:30pm)
Where: 1849 NW Highland Corvallis, OR 97330

Trail is A-A'
Cost: $20 or $18 w/can(s) of food
Bring: Red dress, virgins, headlamp, new shoes, dry bag, IDs, an obscene sense of humor

The Red Dress is coming once again to Corn Valley, and once again it will be followed by the Red Dress Ball which Debbie Does Corvallis promises to be one hell of a shindig. DJs, dancing and debauchery will abound, so brush off the skimpiest number you can find and join us for a night you'll have a hard time remembering in the morning.

There will be a $2 discount to those that bring a canned food donation for Linn-Benton Food Share, and crash space will be available to any that have a need. Bring your pad, pillow and bag as actual beds might be limited.

Sunday, February 19: Hares: Massive Throat and Golden Showers

Sunday, February 26: Hare: Rock Hard

March schedule
Sunday, March 4: TBA

Sunday, March 11: Hares: Turdle and Assbiter

Google: OregonHHH Calendar to find monthly listing of Portland/various hashes.

If you are not on the EH3 yahoogroups.com e-mail list, go to yahoogroups.com and get set up with an e-mail address. You have to create a new yahoo address if you don't have one, but you can use your regular account to receive group e-mails. We send out weekly announcements such as updates, rehash, notices and general nonsense.

Click on this address below.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/eugenehhh/

EH3 Details:

Bimbos and Wankers:

Daylight Savings is here. Sunday hashes will start as early as 3 p.m. or as late at 6 p.m. depending on the hare. Check back on this site to find out where to meet or call the Hashline at 541-344-6933. Be sure to bring a headlamp or flashlight so you can see flour.

Your Hare-Raisers Barely Manbelow and Always Wet Pussy will update this site and the Hashline as soon as Hares provide details. If you have questions, call Always Wet Pussy at (541) 913-6573. On-On.

What is Hashing?
Hashing is a more social version of Hare and Hounds, where one joins a pack of hounds (runners) to chase down the trail of flour set by a hare or hares (other runners), then gather at the end together for a bit of social activity known as the "On In" with refreshment, humorous camaraderie, jokes, songs, and sometimes a feast. The Eugene Hash House Harriers (commonly abbreviated "EHHH" or "EH3" and referred to as "The Hash") has been around for 20 years. The Eugene Hash is particularly fond of themed hashes (the Red Dress Hash, Clown Hash, Head Wound Hash, FFArt Hash, etc.) But not all of our hashes are dress-up.

When does the hash meet?
The 2011 winter schedule is Sundays at 3 p.m. for meet and greet. Hare(s) off at 3:15 p.m. and hounds follow at 3:30. Special hashes will be listed in the calendar, which may be on a different day/time. EH3 also crashes some of the First Friday and Last Friday art walks.

Where does the hash take place?
We start from a different place each week. Check back here on the Web or call the Eugene Hash House Harrier Hotline for specifics: (541) 344-69DD. Info typically doesn't get posted to the hotline until a couple days before the hash.

Who are these hashers?
We're about 30 strong, although you'll usually find 15-20 hashers at a hash on average. Runs are about 3-4 miles long. However, there are usually people who walk the hash (in case running isn't your thing). There are all levels of athletic ability, a wide span of ages, and varying levels of physical attractiveness. All you need to be a hasher is half a mind and a fairly good tolerance for crude jokes.

What does it cost?
$5.00 a hash. Can't get a better deal in town for an afternoon of fun, beer, friends and food.