March 2011

The change in working venue has also inspired another trip, so me and the cowboys are off to Cambodia in November for a little more biking. Means I can concentrate on that rather than blathering on a bit. Perhaps I shall start that campaign in April. Between now and then I have to deal with getting out, some summer school work, finding somewhere to live...it is less complicated to stay in one place, not evolve, not have any ambition. Bit stupid though. I really miss Steve Allen in the morning, especially when LBC replace him with that moron James Max. He seems to think that saying, 'indeed' gives some weight to his vacuosity or, indeed, his empty-headed pretentions, indeed. Frankly. The builders have been liberally casting their screws about the drive so I have a puncture. Thank you.
 
 
Dan is back with the ex- that he left to be with the previous ex-. Wow. I can't keep up with all this friending and de-friending. My new plan will be not to 'friend' people unless I actually am their friend, rather than being a friend of their partner. That would be easier.
 
 
My brother plays guitar better than I and there is film to prove it;
 
 
 
Injection today. Just for fun. And signed up for a 5K in May. Is that ambitious if you've only just managed to lumber 2.5K? I guess we'll soon find out.
 
 
All change. Not just talking about Dan's love life, oh no. Time to take to the endless highway, a little bit south, a little bit east, and away from a whole load of pain.
 
 
The Hoff is following me on Twitter. So is one of Justin Bieber's fans. Guess that means I appeal to a broad range of tastes.
 
 
London went well. Not just the talk but the whole thing of excess eating, drinking, drinking, eating. Trinity in Clapham is a great restaurant, The Player is a cool club, B@1 is a cool cocktail bar. A life of cool is what I aspire to. Being exhausted on Euston station with a 3 hour wait isn't much fun, especially when someone just plonks themself down at your table, glass of cheap smelling wine and cheaper smelling breath, and doesn't even ask if you mind. I did. Then the 'phone rang out of juice. Ah well.
 
 
Nottingham is coming up, as is London. Not prepared for London.
 
 
The running is going surprisingly well if you were to ask all body parts other than my knees. 18 minutes. At my current speed that's just over 2 of whatever it is the running machine measures. Probably calories. Having replaced my aberrant pedometer with one that I paid for suddenly it appears that I am running all over the place. Bring on the cakes.
 
 
There is a higher power. Not quite as smart as you like to portray. How the (people who think they are) mighty fall on their arrogant faces. I am not a bitter man, but if there could have been conceptual dog-poo for the face to come down into, even better.
 
 
I am attempting to Resonate after seeing the goggly-eyed arsebaskets in Year 1 roll their orbits about. I fucking hope you get everything right you smart-arsed twit, but fingers crossed I shall be long gone before it turns out that it's a facade and you are as stupid as you are unpleasant. Mind you, no one ever said research methods was fun.
 
 
My sodding pedometer only measures about 1 step in every 200. It is no friend of mine.
 
 
 
Lent again so got to give something up. Buggeration. Last year it was alcohol and all I got was invitation to parties with free bars. Whilst everyone else falls about and has a laugh it was hard to find the fun in pools of stranger vomit and cheesy puffs. So, a new plan, rather give up something I like and make my life miserabler, why not take up something I don't like and get, well, miserabler, but still having the stuff I like to console me afterwards. Epic! I have taken up running. Wow, do I hate running.
 
 
 
 
March and Mystic Megs says:
 

Exciting secrets will be revealed and your hidden talents drawn to the surface.

The sun goes into the deepest part of your chart and you learn so much about yourself and your potential. It's a time to make plans that can transform your future.

And rebel planet Uranus arrives in your birth sign to give you innovative ideas. Venus is on the move and can turn warm friendship into red-hot romance.

Never a dull moment with Meg on your side. I shall learn about myself and my potential. I should be releaved that I am not going to learn about my fundamental. Hidden talents? Hidden from whom? According to Tim Ferris I could learn to give a lady a 15 minute female orgasm. However, pre-Ferris, this red-hot romance, but first where oh where is my warm friendship? I like Steve King...I also like Burger King.