You knew there'd be something for sale right? After all, I live in a capitalist society and I believe strongly in paying my way through life rather than sponging off of others. To that end, I offer the following products for sale through CafePress:

• Dream Dollar Ceramic Coaster
• They are 4.25” x 4.25” and 1/6-inch thick. Images are applied with a polyester resin that accepts dye as part of the coating. Four felt pads protect your furniture from scratches. Dishwasher safe. Not for use with abrasive cups and mugs.
• Dream Dollar Button
• 1 inch diameter with metal shell, mylar/UV protecting cover and pinned metal back
• Dream Dollar Magnet
• 2.25 inch diameter with metal shell, flat magnetic back and mylar/UV protecting cover
• Dream Dollar Ornament
• This handmade flat ball shaped ornament measures 2 7/8 inches across. Made of high quality porcelain in a classic holiday shape. Red ribbon included.
• Dream Dollar
• A genuine legal tender U.S. $1 bill suitable for framing or spending at the merchant of your choice.
• Unfortunately this item is currently out of stock