My favourite prophecies concerning myself are 'The Birth of Noah', from the Dead Sea Scrolls, and 'The Rider on the White Horse' from Revelations.  Please note:  Both contain references to the birthmark on my thigh, which is pretty cool.  Have you also read in Genesis 24 when Abraham asks his servant to put his hand under his thigh and swear an oath?  And again in Genesis 47 when Jacob (or Israel) asks Joseph to put his hand under his thigh and swear an oath?  The birthmark on my thigh is hot, not sure why, I think it's a thin layer of skin, when I look at my birthmark I am reminded by God's oath to myself.  My favourite Nostradamus is the following...

"The man will be called by a barbaric name, that three sisters will receive from destiny.  He will speak to a great people in words and deeds, more than any other will have fame and renown."

There are of course lots more than that, like Isaiah 53 for example, ever noticed that the man in this prophecy "will see his offspring and prolong his days"?   No, I didn't think so.  Heh heh, you guys have missed that line for two thousand odd years!  I don't know if you're familiar with Ezekiel 28, "Will you then say 'I am a god' in the presence of those who kill you?  You will be but a man and not a god in the hands of those who slay you, you will die the death of the uncircumcised at the hands of foreigners (ie Romans)" read "How can you say you are a god when you are being killed?  No god would be killed."  Speaking of which, I may eat freely from the Tree of Life and live forever, just thought I'd mention it.  I don't know if anyone has ever put the four Gospels side by side and compared all the stories, but you may find something interesting about John, like no casting out of demons (which makes me think it is the most reliable, since we all know mental illness is caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain, not by "demons"), unwitnessed healings (eg the blind man, Jesus puts the mud in his eyes and tells him to go wash it off someplace else, then tells his disciples "you know that guy, I put the mud in his eyes?  I just ran into him down at the market, he can see now," and the disciples are amazed!  Or that poor bastard with the dying child, "go home, your son will be healed," and all are amazed!  Could you imagine the heartbreak when he got home to find his son dead?), raising his good friend Lazarus from the dead (con), and the witness to the resurrection in John was a prostitute and the suspected girlfriend of Jesus (not the most reliable of witnesses).  You know how people in the Middle Ages were kind of superstitious and "simple"?  Well, Jesus was around about 1500 years before that, I'm just saying.  Finally, the prophecies about Jesus referenced in the New Testament are all either single lines taken out of context (like "not one of his bones will be broken", this is in a passage about a man with divine protection, maybe his bones weren't broken, but he did get crucified... ouch!), self-fulfilling prophecies (like when Jesus told his disciples to go and get him a donkey because there's a prophecy about it), or history written to fulfill prophecy (like being born in Bethlehem.  According to Luke, Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem for the census and stayed in a stable because there was no room at the inn, then returned to Nazareth via Jerusalem.  According to Matthew, Joseph and Mary lived in a house in Bethlehem, fled to Egypt to escape King Herod, then returned to Israel and settled in Nazareth.), and in the case of the virgin birth, history written to fulfill a mistranslated prophecy (in the time after Jesus, a passage in the Bible that read "the young woman will give birth to a child" was mistranslated into the Greek language being used at the time to read "the virgin will give birth to a child").  In Jesus sole defence, the Bible does have one good thing to say about him in the book of Genesis, has anyone ever read the story of Cain & Abel?  You know, that goody two-shoes Abel makes some great sacrifice, his brother Cain gets the shits and kills him, then Cain gets a mark on him so no one will touch him.  Well, fuck him, Jesus fell from Grace.  Genesis is a great book though, Babel (11:9), Noah, Cain & Abel, Adam & Eve, and the new heavens and the new earth.  Jesus may have been a fraud, or a magician, he may be the prophetic Antichrist, but he did "make a sacrifice that was pleasing to the Lord", so let's just leave it at that and move on with our lives.  All I need to make clear is that Jesus is not coming back, Jesus was wrong.  Never forget the lesson of the story of Noah, "never again will I destroy every living thing as I have done", Happy Judgement Day!

   It's funny, because back in the old days I used to really freak out about prophecies about myself.  These days, I just expect to find prophecies about myself in ancient texts.  One becomes accustomed to such things, it becomes normal.  What?  Haven't you ever read prophecies about yourself in the Bible, or Nostradamus, or the Dead Sea Scrolls, or the Egyptian Book of the Dead?  Fair enough, it's no big deal though, it's just my life, people seem to think I'm pretty important or something.

 

Dark matter.

   Let me just talk about dark matter for a second.  Stephen Hawking described dark matter as "the glue which holds the universe together", as if God was creating the Universe, He says "I just can't get this Universe to stick together, how about I just use a little glue, no one will mind I'm sure."  As if God would require glue!  With all this talk recently about neutrinos travelling faster than light, and the possibility of the theory of Relativity being disproved, I think it's time for a little wake-up call.  The theory of Relativity was disproved decades ago, you idiots!  For those who don't know, when the rotational velocities of galaxies was first studied, it was discovered that stars on the outskirts were travelling faster than predicted by the theories of Newton and Einstein.  Instead of coming to the logical, scientific conclusion, that since observation does not fit with theory, there must be something wrong with the theory, they instead decided that some 90-99% of the mass in the universe must consist of some sort of unknown, undetectable, invisible, magical type of matter!  They called this new type of matter "dark matter", and they have been searching for it ever since, too blinded by their adoration for Einstein to even consider the possibility that he could have been wrong!  Dark matter is supposed to account for most of the matter in the universe, but yet no one has ever detected it!  Do you understand the ridiculousness of the situation?  Then along came dark energy, because these same people who discovered dark matter, they also discovered that the universe was expanding at an accelerating rate.  Once again, observations did not fit with the theory, so they praised Einstein for his cosmological coefficient!  "Even Einstein's greatest mistake was right!  What a genius this man was!"  Einstein called the cosmological coefficient his "greatest mistake" because it was a stupid idea, the cosmological coefficient was invented solely in an attempt to create a static universe, which Einstein realised is a physical impossibility, "what an idioit I was!"  he said.  But no, the scientific establishment praised him for this ridiculous idea, "you are so incredible Mr Einstein, that even your mistakes are right!"  When Einstein says he has made a mistake, he has made a mistake, and not just any mistake, his "greatest mistake".  The cosmological coefficient was and still is a stupid idea.  There is a much better explanation for dark matter and dark energy, the theory you are using is wrong!  WAKE UP!  People read books like 'A Brief History Of Time' and say "wow, Stephen Hawking must be really smart, because I don't understand any of this", when the truth is that you don't understand any of it because it's all a crock of shit.  People like Stephen Hawking have got their heads so far up their own arses and everyone sucking their cocks telling them how smart they are all the time, that they don't realise how far from reality their ideas have drifted.  All that shit you hear about, string theory, bubble theory, m-theory, whatever, it's all complete bullshit, it's just that no one realises it because they make it sound so complicated that no one can understand it, and because it's complicated people think it must be true.  Let me tell you, space isn't complicated.  Contrary to popular belief, pretending to understand impossible concepts is not a sign of genius.  There are a lot of people in this world who are very good at making stupid ideas sound clever, don't let them fool you, they have been in charge long enough.

   About the introduction to my theories by Poe, Poe's 'Eureka' was well ahead of its time.  Poe was the first to talk about a finite universe, he was the first to talk about the big bang, and the first to talk about a universe that explodes, expands, contracts in an eternal cycle "with each heartbeat of the divine".  At the start of his theory Poe writes, "I shall in most cases take a phrase of limitation, 'universe of stars'.  The reason for this distinction, it will be seen in the sequel."  I don't think Poe ever intended to write the sequel himself, I think that he believed in the importance and the significance of his theory and that one day another would write the sequel, I like to believe that my theory is the sequel to 'Eureka'.  Poe seems to hint at the infinite universe, not only with the 'universe of stars', it's been a long time since I read 'Eureka', and I no longer have a copy, but he says something like "Could we then infer clusters of clusters?  But what right would we have to infer such things?"  Poe discovered what took the diggers and peddlers of minute details, the groundmoles, the microscopic savans, another century to discover for themselves.  We are kindred spirits.  "It's no use to reason with me now, I must die.  Since I have done 'Eureka', I can achieve nothing more."  (Poe)

    CERN has recently performed an experiment where they sent neutrinos 450 miles from Switzerland to Italy, these neutrinos were found to travel very slightly faster than the speed of light.  I explain just such an experiment in my theory in the section "conceptual problems with Relativity", where two people with different measures of time are using light speed to measure distance.  Although my thought experiment is quite simple and the differences in time very pronounced, CERN has just performed exactly such an experiment, little wonder it has called the theory of Relativity into question.

 

   If I may, I'd like to talk about something close to my heart, Australia.  Every Australian is taught the song 'Waltzing Matilda' as a child, but the song has lost all meaning in this country.  When people are taught 'Waltzing Matilda', they are told that it is the story of a thief.  This is not a story about a thief, this is a story about a guy getting hassled by the cops.  The troopers are not the heros of the story, the hero of the story is the carefree man who, when the cops come to arrest him, he carries out his final act of defiance by drowning himself rather than submit to their rule of law.  This country is so fucked up and conservative that people really do believe that this is a story about a thief.  I despise this country for what it has become.  People seem to think that God likes dishing out rules and laws, nothing could be further from the truth.  This country never stops increasing and introducing new laws and regulations, ever clamping down on the freedom of my people.  This is Judgement Day, all over the world laws are going to be stripped away, until there is only one law, and I'm beginning in Australia, and with another subject that is close to my heart, smoking.  I love smoking, and I've got news for you, some people don't give a fuck about their health, it is not for the government to tell me what I can and can't do with my own body.  I do not have to submit to your will.  My first act as dictator of Eden is by completely removing the anti-smoking laws in this country, the smoking laws will no longer exist, I'm talking federal, state and local laws, of course private property is a different matter, and tobacco taxes will revert back to what they were on Christmas Day 2001, the first day I found out there was a God (Long story).  Next on the agenda (maybe in a couple of weeks) is legalising drug use, removing the legal drinking age, and legalising gay marriage.  Then the removal of speed limits, and the introduction instead of "recommended speeds", and the complete removal of the nation's fine system.  Drink driving too, this is an example of being punished for a crime you did not commit!  How can you be punished for an accident you did not have?  That's 'Minority Report' sort of shit!  And if you do have an accident, then it is for God to avenge, not man.  All of these laws are the government telling the people of this country what we can and can't do with our own lives, this is against the law of God!  I am introducing a world free from law, where each man denies the knowledge of good & evil and is answerable only to his God.  Naturally, the world's military will be completely disbanded, but the next goal is the disbanding of the police, and finally the entire legal system.  Two hundred years since colonisation, one hundred and fifty years since the Eureka Stockade, a century since Waltzing Matilda, this country is still a penal colony... Not any more!  I am removing the legal system from Australia, and I hope that other countries will follow suit and that Australia may become a beacon of light for the rest of the world.  It is time to take some personal responsibility!  What is the point of endlessly dragging out an existence that has been made miserable by the enforcement of too many laws?  No longer will this country sacrifice the freedom of the masses for the sake of a few morons who aren't needed for the gene pool anyway.  When people know that God is watching, and they know who God is, they will behave with respect for the individual rights of their fellow man, and if they do not then they know that their punishment will be dealt out harshly by the Creator, God is a mean bastard, and He does not feel your pain.

Happy Judgement Day, you lame, conservative cocksuckers!

Welcome to Eden!

Freedom at last!

 

The economic crisis, or the "trickle up" effect.

   The global economy is like a tower, or a pyramid (more like a pyramid).  The poorer people at the bottom, and the wealthier at the top.  All over the world, people are throwing money at the top of the tower, trying to prevent it's collapse, when the only way to stop a tower from falling is by strengthening the foundations.  The foundations of the global economy have collapsed under the strain of the rise of the economies of the world's two most populous nations.  What happens when two billion odd people begin to climb the global economic tower?  Of course, it will inevitably collapse.  The problem with the world's economy is that everything has been outsourced to the second world, and while yes, the products that come back are cheaper, nobody in the first world has jobs any more to buy the cheaper products that come back.  By their own success, the second world have driven their customers out of business.  What to do?  You cannot tell people in the second world that they may not make their profits, instead what needs to be done is a strengthening of the foundations of the global economy.  By investing money in developing the third world, and I don't mean high interest loans, I mean instead of throwing money at the top of the tower, putting money into strengthening the foundations of the tower is the only way to prevent its collapse.  Money needs to be invested in the third world as primary producers of food and natural resources.  By modernising agriculture, mining, etc in the third world, food and natural resources would become cheaper globally, the second world will open up their domestic markets, while the first world will find buyers for its higher quality and more expensive goods and services.  If natural resources become cheaper, products can be manufactured for less, and if food becomes cheaper, people will have more money to spend on manufactured goods.  The opening up of the domestic markets of the second world will raise the prices of the products of the second world in comparison to the products of the first world.  So not only do the second world sell more of their goods, but the first world once again finds a market for its higher quality and more expensive goods.  Not to mention the many benefits to the lives of those in the third world brought about by the development of their countries as the world's primary producers.  Or you can just keep doing what you're doing, trying to patch up the top of the tower as it becomes ever more unstable.  Just for the record, communism does not work, the problem with communism is that it attempts to defy the second law of thermodynamics.  The second law of thermodynamics states that a system becomes more and more disordered over time.  Communism attempts to create a system of order, and while a system of order may be imposed on a single country, this system of order creates a global disorder, for example, Vietnam, Korea and the Cold War.  Any system of order will break down over time, there is always resistance of course, more and more laws, more and more enforcement of laws, more and more crackdowns on dissent, but inevitably any system of order will collapse, whether slowly like in China, or suddenly like in the Soviet Union.  The second law of thermodynamics has ended all of the world's great empires, and the European Union were foolish to believe that they could defy the laws of physics.  You can see the breakdown in order in the world's religions too, think about Christianity, it began with only Rome, then came Protestantism, Eastern Orthodox, Mormons, Witnesses, Baptists, Pentecostals...  What was once one religion, slowly branched off into many.  The second law of thermodynamics is why Jesus could never return and impose a strict set of laws on a world of vastly different people.  One cannot create a working system of order, one can only create a working system of anarchy.  There is only one way to impose a religion on the entire world, by imposing a religion not of laws, but of freedom from laws.  In the Garden of Eden, there was only one law, and that law was perfect, you have no knowledge of good & evil.  I fear that the second law of thermodynamics may also be the reason that Judgement Day is not possible without mass destruction.  Is it possible to create world peace without worldwide devastation?  Only time will tell.  There's something my mother used to say when I hurt myself as a child doing something silly, "no sympathy".  As an adult, I am the most unsympathetic person I know.  When people hurt themselves, or get sick, I try to feel sorry for them, I really do, but I am not capable of such emotions.  Everything about my personality was specifically engineered by God, through selective breeding and the right environmental influences, God worked very hard to make me exactly as I am.  (God does this all the time, He cannot make the human race act out of character, but He can create the characters He needs to sustain and advance the human race.)  I know this about myself, that I have "no sympathy", and I think that you should know this too.  God made me the man He needed me to be to cope with...  Or maybe I've just created a caricature of myself and my God.  This Messiah character, he's not me, I'm a pretty average guy, the Messiah lives inside my brain, he is a separate personality.  There is one way to bring him out however, "his eyes are like a blazing fire", seriously, he has the reddest eyes you've ever seen.  Honestly, I don't think killing a large proportion of the human population in some sort of Judgement Day disaster is the best way to set an example of non-violence.  Happy Judgement Day!

 

   Just a quick note on the Pyramid.  My theory shows that the Great Pyramid is a perfect mathematical model of the Sun.  Do you know why no one can figure out how the Pyramids of Giza were built so quickly?  Because everyone thinks that they were built for the Pharoah's, when in fact they were built for the incarnation of Ra, the Ancient Egyptian Messiah.  Just as the Christians and the Muslims wait for Jesus to Judge the world, the Jews wait for their Messiah to usher in peace, the Buddhists wait for the Matteyya Buddha and the Hindus wait also for their Messiah to usher in the Golden Era, so too the Ancient Egyptians awaited the day when their god would come and evil would be vanquished.  I've only ever read the Book of the Dead, but there are prophecies about their Messiah, "thou hast slit asunder the serpent fiend Sebau" "thou art the soul of Ra, his own body".  The only one of the Pyramids with actual burial chambers is the Great Pyramid, the rest were just for decoration.  The Ancient Egyptians probably dedicated hundreds of years to building the Pyramids of Giza, and their Messiah never came.  Is it so hard to believe?  The Pharoahs had piles of rubble in comparison.  The final days of that civilisation must have been terrible, just looking at those Pyramids and wondering why they bothered.  That is why we pray, "Come, Lord Ra.  Come."

   You know, when I first cracked the secret of the Pyramid, I came out of my room all excited, I turned on the tv to try to relax.  A kids show was on the tv, the very first thing I saw was a bad guy, and the very first thing he said was "now I possess the power of the pyramid", and his hands were over a glowing pyramid.  That was all I needed to see, so I turned the tv off.  I told my housemate about it, he said "pyramid is one of the most common words in the English language", yeah well, whatever.

  

   One last thing, I wasn't going to talk about The Stage, because it doesn't matter if you believe in The Stage or not.  The Stage is just what I believe, but you don't have to believe it too.  It doesn't matter what you believe, it was never about what you believe, it was about the knowledge of good & evil.  You can believe in The Stage if you like, but you don't have to, all you have to do is deny the knowledge of good & evil.  Happy Judgement Day!

 

   Is it just me, or do these falling satellites keep getting potentially deadlier and deadlier?  First there was the biggest falling satellite since the 70's, then one which was smaller but deadlier due to shards of glass raining down on the Earth, now there's one filled with toxic and explosive fuel.  Death by falling space junk has always been part of my Judgement Day plan, and I feel like I've been given three chances to get it right.  Fingers crossed the Phobos-Grunt doesn't miss its mark!  Do you think Betelgeuse will explode for Judgement Day too?  I hope so.

 

   By the way, I mention this in my brief explanation of The Stage, but I just thought you should know that Barack Hussein Obama is the Antichrist.  I know he hasn't done anything Antichrist-worthy yet, but I do think he will.  It's not because his Stage name references the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, but because he is born on the 6x6x6th day of the year (the 216th day).  The World Is A Stage, the world has a script, there is no such thing as coincidence.

   If I got into an argument, or didn't like someone, and killed them, I would be arrested and tried for murder.  Why is it then, that the leaders of the world's nations are allowed to carry out state-sanction murder on a daily basis?  The only difference between me shooting somone in the head, and a Prime Minister or President or whatever dropping bombs on people, is that these people are guilty of a hell of a lot more murders than just one.  War is a crime, war is murder, and unless you want to face God and tell Him yourself why you have an insatiable need to kill and destroy, then I suggest you disband your military forces immediately.  This goes for everyone on Earth, it's about time people treated each other with respect, rather than trying to seize control, and bully each other through show of force.  How about putting the needs of others first for once?  I know it's not the human thing to do, that's why I could never be a business man, but it is time to stop being human.  Start thinking to yourself, "I wouldn't like to be fucked over, so I don't think we should fuck this other country over either", it's just not the cool thing to do.

   Dear Mr President, I know that you have the Stage name and Stage birthday from hell (6x6x6th day of the year), but you're not the Antichrist yet.  You have a choice, with me or against me.  Disband your military forces immediately.  If you want to be the Antichrist, go right ahead, I don't care, God can kill you any time He wants, but I know that no one really wants to be the Antichrist.  It's over Barry, you're not in charge any more.

   Happy Judgement Day!

 

   I saw the world through the eyes of God, and it was hilarious!

 

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