The Don Knotts Memorial CDP Info:
| News Feed: Captain Rotten Crotch and the Worm Food All-Stars Scores! Joe Paterno has passed away on January 22, 2012 at the age of 85. This gives Captain Rotten Crotch and the Worm Food All-Stars 1 point and second place so far in the death pool. Joe Pa was the 2nd overall pick in the 2012 draft. Mortician's Wet Dream Scores! Etta James has passed away on January 20, 2012 at the age of 73 giving Mortician's Wet Dream an early 2 point lead. She was the first overall pick of the 2012 draft. Honorable Mention: Bill Janklow, former Attorney General and two-time Governor of South Dakota died of Brain Cancer January 13th, 2012. He was also vetoed as a selection in this years draft by a band of uncultured savages. Mr. Janklow was heard to utter the following phrase with his dying breath: "Fuck Keith!" Vaya con dios, Bill. You may never be a celebrity, but you'll always be an honorary Coffin Jockey. (Posted by AW) Draft Winner 2012:  Celebrity Coffin Jockeys takes the 2012 Deadie Trophy with 7 points and 3 deaths including his gamebreaker. A very impressive showing indeed!
Honorable Mention: An individual ineligible for the draft passed away: Cheetah the chimpanzee, who starred in the original Tarzan movies, is dead at 80. (Posted by BB)
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