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17/11/2006

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5/11/2006

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Friends For Dinner

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Why Women Must Learn English

One day, Mat Salleh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, The lady stopped him and asked for
forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lad y insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in
Malay),but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!"
Because she doesn't quite understand English. The Mat Salleh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Mat Salleh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Mat Salleh munderstood again.
"Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Mat Salleh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!"
The mat Salleh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."