Born in the mountains of Tennessee, Danial Colt Clements was destined to be a leader.  

When he was only three years old he often trapped and killed grizzly bears just to keep his family from freezing in the harsh winters of Alaska.  

On a trip around the world, Danial saved everyone aboard the S.S.Minnow when he plugged a leak with his thumb while they sailed the Atlantic Ocean.

Never one to back down from a challenge, Dan once ate 45 hot dogs in one hour and then ran the Boston Marathon, finishing in second place behind Chuck Norris.

While working in the war-torn nation of Iraq, Dan once caught an enemy rocket between his legs and promptly tossed it back at them saving an entire battalion of Frenchmen who were currently scattered in full retreat from 16 Iraqi soldiers with slingshots.

After a brush with death in the inadequate hospitals of the Middle East, Dan decided to settle down and start his career as a politician.  Not yet 30 years old, Dan plans on being the youngest president in the history of our great nation and would sell his first born for your vote.

Please vote Dan in 2012!