This is actually the contents of a fishing vest I wear 'on the job'.

# A - Pager (sometimes)
# B - Cell phone
# C - iPod power supply
# D - iPod w/Koss 'Plug' phones, in cheap generic case
# E - Carabiners. Handy as hell for temporarily holding cable bundles.
# F - 512MB RAM. No, I don't know why that's in there either.
# G - Microcassette recorder (sometimes)
# H - PC Card NIC (10/100) with dongle
# I - PC Card NIC (Wi-Fi, WaveLan Gold)
# J - Canon Digital Elph S100 (well, the bag. The camera's taking this pic.) (sometimes)
# K - Extra earbud phones
# L - Cell phone headset
# M - Mini-Stereo -> 1/8" stereo adapter
# N - Handcuffs. Really useful for locking computer bag or iBook handle to things quickly while stepping away. Pervert.
# O - Mini-CDR with Linux rescue disk on it.
# P - Biz cards
# Q - T Pass
# R - Lighter
# S - Neon Genesis: Evangelion - Death and Rebirth. Hm, forgot that was in there.
# T - Pipe and fixin's. No, not that kind. Contents = 2 kinds of 'baccy, pipe, cleaners, pipe lighter, cap and tool.
# U - Lockpick/tension wrench (retractable). Saved my ass once already when I came to a colo machine that was locked and the keys were nowhere to be found.
# V - Beer opener
# W - Generic lock
# X - Swiss Army penknife
# Y - Hex wrench set
# Z - Swiss Army Cybertool
# 1 - Mont Blanc ball pen (black)
# 2 - Rotring fountain pen (red at the moment)
# 3 - Sharpie (black, permanent)
# 4 - Card key w/retractor clip
# 5 - Hand grenade (JUST KIDDING!)
# 6 - Dental floss. Both for intended use and emergency twine.
# 7 - Leatherman & case.
# 8 - Mini Vise-Grip. Never have to say 'Hold these together for a sec' again.
# 9 - Spare keys
# 10 - Apacer 32MB USB Disk-On-Key w/SSH&GPG keys, personal info.
# 11 - Palm V in hardcase.
# 12 - Eyeglass cloth
# 13 - Tape measure (8')
# 14 - mini-Maglite
# 15 - mini-mini-Maglite

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