To become the coolest guy on the internet you need to really be a cool guy.

The internet is big and there are already a massive amount of cool guys out there, what will make you different to be the coolest in the world:

Here are a few suggestions to becoming the coolest guy on the internet and dominating the world.

• Practice
  
• Remember, practice your coolness, as they say "Practice makes perfect"
• Watch R&B videos and get the lingo
• Subscribe to as many RSS feeds as you can
• Subscribe to Slashdot, then your the coolest !