Paige
Slayer of Raccoons, and your Nipples

 

Paige as well came to us during the COMCMTMCA. The smallest member of our team, and, discounting Emilio's karate skills, the most violent. Once titty-twisted stevenfay for 30 seconds straight. She doesn't have a niche, but prefers a more smorgasbord type style of random thoughts, often culminating in a transcript of people's theories while intoxicated or some other blend of public (But good natured) humiliation for someone. Very easily injured/broken. Will punch me in the face for posting such an awkward picture of her. Thankfully, she is in Baltimore. And I am not.