mission statement

what's new?

June 2011: Not a whole helluva lot. Kat Herding keeps badmouthing me on Facebook. I'm thinking to get a restraining order or something. She's such a little bitch. Look at her! Who does she think she is with that sun hat and come-hither look? If I told you all the mean things she's done to me, you'd probably think I was just making it all up. She counts on that. She keeps saying I'm her "boyfriend," but that's ridiculous. She's never even met me! OK, if you must know, I did send her some photos of my... well, never mind about that. It's getting to be you can't trust anything you read on the Internet. Whatever happened to Truth, Beauty and Justice? I ask you. 

too much fun

December 5 2006: Dear diary, was up late last night hacking on the new Clientology.org site and its sister blog, Lyinetics. Jeneane (a.k.a. Jeremy) came up with the Clientology idea and grabbed the org domain before I could protest (actually, I was mercilessly egging her on). Then she found the graphic of those Pod People outstanding in their field. The design -- in the largest possible sense -- was obvious from there. Now I have way too many blogs to think about, and Mystic B has gone begging far too long. Not to mention the client work that's stacked up here. So I better get on to the latter and stop messing about here.

then again...

I suppose I could write it backwards. Must be some holdover from the third grade that I felt compelled to add to the end of the file. Duh. Now whenever deep insights dawn on me (it could happen), I'll just put them up here at the top, thus once again foiling the nagging inner requirement -- the twisted, life-destroying mandate of Repression and Volunteer Slavery -- to be linear and organized in my thinking. Great God Almighty, free at last!

testing, testing...

I'm not sure why I would want yet another web page. Especially one that's got a WYSIWYG interface, as this one does. However, that does take a lot of agonizing about design out of the way if the point is to write -- instead of what we all really love to do, which is: bit twiddle.

Still, I can't resist checking out the latest wrinkle in Google's march toward World Conquest. So far, they're doing a pretty good job -- at least in some areas. For instance, the recent changes to Google Books are extremely cool.

OK. Enough for one day. Let's see what this looks like when it's published.

oh, I get it

I was expecting a blog sort of thing. Next post. But no, it's a web site. Gosh, I remember those! That was where you had to organize your thoughts, outline your material, make decisions about what came first, what second and third. What a pain in the ass that was! I hope we're not going back into some sort of retrolinearity here. That would certainly be unfortunate. For instance, it seems that whoever may end up reading this -- a large uncertainty in itself -- will first read the first thing I wrote here. FIFO, instead of a blog's usual LIFO arrangement. Sorta makes ya think, don't it?