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Samantha-MW 11-12
Stefanie- Tuesday 11-12
Olivia-out of town-please contact Samantha for any questions at uc.swe.president@gmail.com
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Our next general meeting is Monday May 14th at 6 PM in 544 Baldwin.
We are having our annual spring banquet. RSVP ended last week! Plan to attend the picnic on May 31st and the CEAS picnic on June 2 co-sponsored by SWE!
Meetings this quarter:
May 31-Picnic/Senior Sendoff
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T-shirts can be purchased for $10 each at SWE meetings or in 650 Baldwin during office hours. Please email uc.swe.fundraising@gmail.com if you are unable to attend a meeting or office hours.
What Engineers Say vs. What we mean:
- A number of different approaches are being tried.
We are still guessing at this point.
- Preliminary operational test were inconclusive.
The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
- The entire concept will have to be abandoned.
The only guy who understood the thing quit.
- All new.
Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
- Years of development.
One finally worked.
- Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem.
We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
- Please note an initial.
Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
- Give us the benefit of your thinking.
We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
- It depends...
Abandon all hope of a useful answer.
- The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements.
I don't know.
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