Guts

The infamous short story found in Haunted. This is a live performance by Palahniuk, (slightly) truncated down to 21 minutes. It concerns various forms of masturbation, and (as documented in this reading and Postcards from the Future) it seems to cause people to occasionally faint. What is up with that? [MP3]

Frontiers

Have you ever wanted to try anabolic steroids? Who hasn't!?! Well thank goodness for Palahnuik, he takes the steroids so that you don't have to. This is an 11 minute story from Palahniuk's audiobook Stranger Than Ficion - True Stories. [MP3]