No one wants to talk about death, but I want to make sure that everyone or just anyone knows what I want.  Quite frankly, I can't afford a will nor do I really have anything to leave to anyone, but if I did, I swear I'd leave it to you.

This just came up to me in the last few days.  I always had certain ideas of what I wanted, but I want to copy a movie.  I don't care.  Due to a recently strange week of being forced to hang out at my ex-husbands house (which hasn't been all bad), I decided to purchase Elizabethtown on pay-per-view.  Kirsten Dunst usually does the most amazing movies and while I didn't get her nice sick twist on this one, it had the most amazing ending.  It's truly worth getting throught the romantic comedy bullshit to reach the end if you ask me.  Not where Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst kiss, but the whole thing about death.  The memorial service, the speech that Susan Sarandon makes, the scattering of the ashes done across the country.  It's just fucking beautiful.  I've wanted to be cremated for a long time (after I die, of course), but I could never figure out if I'd rather have ashes scattered somewhere I love or somewhere I've never been, but what about everywhere?  Now, if anyone plays Freebird at my wedding, I'll friggin' kill them, but if you want to know what I want, just watch that movie.  You'll understand completely.  I want my family and friends to show their talents and tell stories and have every emotion.  I don't care if anyone wants to cry or if they don't.  I want every emotion present that still causes that wonderful intercourse of emotions.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, back to where we came from.  We've taken up enough space in this world already.  No regrets.  Never look back.

Potentially Obituaries (feel free to contribute)

Jennifer Lindsey George, age 69, died while eating french fries in a restaurant on the corner where you broke her heart.  She is survived by independent musicians and the people who loved them.  She was best known for yelling Bingo at random moments during the day and her annual Hoveround racing events.  She rocked and now she's dead.  Some people will laugh, some people will cry, but they're all gonna feel something.