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funny stuff 3 - buffalos

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michelle & lizzy:

c'mon grannie

they are not amused

gary larson

Fethiye / Ölüdeniz

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ruhuma asla

funny quotes
- the nice thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people.
- eighty percent of married men cheat in america. the rest cheat in europe.
- don't worry about the world coming to an end today. it's already tomorrow in australia. (charles m. schulz)
- always remember that you are absolutely unique. just like everyone else.
- the only winning move is not to play. (film: war games)
- if you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. (oscar wilde)

george carlin

why

non! rien de rien	no, nothing at all
non! je ne regrette rien	no! i feel sorry about nothing
ni le bien qu'on m'a fait	not the good things people have done to me
ni le mal tout ça m'est bien égal!	not the bad things, it's all the same to me

non! rien de rien	no, nothing at all
non! je ne regrette rien	no! i feel sorry about nothing
c'est payé, balayé, oublié	it's paid for, swept away, forgotten
je me fous du passé!	i don't give a damn about the past

avec mes souvenirs	with my memories
j'ai allumé le feu	i lit up the fire
mes chagrins, mes plaisirs	my troubles, my pleasures
je n'ai plus besoin d'eux!	i don't need them anymore

balayées les amours	broomed away my loves
et tous leurs trémolos	and all their tremble
balayés pour toujours	broomed away for ever
je repars à zéro	i start again from zero

non! rien de rien	no, nothing at all
non! je ne regrette rien	no! i feel sorry about nothing
car ma vie, car mes joies	because my life, my joys
aujourd'hui, ça commence avec toi	today, they begin with you

musical styles versus personality traits
blues: high self-esteem, creative, outgoing, gentle and at ease
jazz: high self-esteem, creative, outgoing and at ease
classical: high self-esteem, creative, introvert and at ease
rap: high self-esteem, outgoing
opera: high self-esteem, creative, gentle
country/western: hardworking, outgoing
reggae: high self-esteem, creative, not hardworking, outgoing, gentle and at ease
dance: creative, outgoing, not gentle
indie: low self-esteem, creative, not hard working, not gentle
rock/heavymetal: low self-esteem, creative, not hard-working, not outgoing, gentle, at ease
chart pop: high self-esteem, not creative, hardworking, outgoing, gentle, not at ease
soul: high self-esteem, creative, outgoing, gentle, at ease
source: bbc / heriot-watt university
(moi likes jazz and dance).

free motto du jour :)
if you cannot do something about it, then don't worry about it
if you're gonna worry about it, then do something about it
and if you're not gonna do either, then don't bother other people with it
.. savvy?

jokes:
wat zegt de ene kip zegt naar de andere? -- kip quiet!

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