Greetings, and welcome to the Official Website of Christopher Northington.  Many of you might well be asking yourselves, "Who the hell is Christopher Northington, and why does he need an Official Website?"  Well, that's a good question.  And to that excellent and quite justified question, we posit a simple and irritatingly obvious answer:  Why the hell not?  

That said, enjoy your time here.  Stay awhile, put your feet up, and try not to spend too much time wondering why you're bothering to be here at all.  Who knows?, you might just have a little fun.  (But we reserve the right to retract that comment at any time.)