Welcome to Slinky's Tales of Woe

This site contains original little stories by me, Slinky the Cat.  Since I lie around all day doing absolutely nothing, I must do something in my tiny pea sized brain besides dream of kibble, so I started this site. If you wonder if any of these tales are based on fact, well, they are written by some insane dude living through his cat, so you never know. 

My first story was The Quest for the Holy Pail, and my second story is The Lord of the Lard.