The time has come for me to leave.
I know it's hard for you to believe,
Before we've had a chance to bond

I'm heading back across the pond.

Now before you all begin to cry,
There is a chance to say goodbye.
Please come to Vicki's leaving do.
And have a drink, or twenty-two.

Before I disappear into the mountains,
let's celebrate at the Fountain.
The 28th, two weeks today,
Let me know without delay.

The drinking starts at 7:30
Eight is when Vicki gets extra flirty.
We'll stay until they kick us out
So coming late will be allowed.

I hope that I will see you there
If I don't then please take care
Phoenix will surely win the league
And win respect from Peter Teague.

Love Vicki