How to be a member

of Red Sox Nation

 

Let the Red Sox Nation charter read the following:

1.      The Yankees will always suck. Always.

(no matter how many games they’re ahead)

2.      Obtain at least seven items of red sox apparel

3.      Never give up, even in September

4.      Root with all your heart and all your voice

5.      Be well versed in the curse

(and how they reversed the curse)

6.      Always make it to a least one home game a year

7.      Pray to the pitching gods weekly.