DA BONEYARD II

Other Masterworks

Ruining Music

Noise / grind CD-R / tape label, now in DC by way of Kalamazoo, Michigan.
 
Currently available, each for 4ppd:
 
RM00: Product of a Catholic Education -- I Wrote This Down in Ten Minutes CD (second pressing of 30)
 
Over-the-top half-noise-half-powerviolence beast. Lo-fi and poorly mixed, like God intended. Contains the number one hit single 'Bowling for Abortion' as well as 18 other songs which are less well thought out. Clocks in at a raging 18 minutes and 22 seconds. With songs this short and annoying, your mom will definitely hate it, which makes it cool.
 
Recorded in a Michigan basement one afternoon in the Spring of 2005 or so with cheap guitar, cheap bass, cheap yelling, and a pretty nice drum kit. First press came in a paper slipcase, second comes in whatever recycled case was lying around when it was time to send it out along with a cover.
 
RM01: Product of a Catholic Education -- No Good Ideas Left CD (30 copies, hand numbered)
 
Third and final release from Product of a Catholic Education, more thought out and structured than the previous releases of free noise and blastbeats. Some of these songs even have melodies and don't have blastbeats. One even has a piano. Contains the spiritual 'Women is Objects', the derivative 'Mars Volta Lyrics Dumpster', the outright theft of others' ideas with "4'33" (Live)", and the declarative masterpiece "We Believe All of This".
 
Comes in a color jewel case, hand-numbered edition of thirty. Also contains an extensive booklet of liner notes with a bunch of angry yelling and explanation of the lyrical themes in this masterwork. Roughly a half hour long.
 
RM02: The Zombie Pope -- one-sided recycled cassette (hand numbered)
 
One-sided harsh and junk noise made by Kurt from POACE. Seven songs in 45 minutes of overdriven trash shaking around and things plugged into each other backwards. Has a picture of a baby seal on the insert!
 
Or all for 7.