His Brother's Little Sister

Emily and Eric's rehearsal dinner, 5/29/2010

Chapter 1

PK: We're here to tell you a story about a boy and a girl, and how in the pursuit of love you can end up with more than you ever wanted.

PK: It started one fateful day when a Harvard boy named Eric laid his eyes on Emily, and knew instantly that this was the girl for him.

PK: He vowed not to rest until she was his, and hatched a plan that only someone with his strategic mind might conceive.

J: Eric discovered that Emily had a brother Jeff, one year his senior. Eric figured that to win over Emily, he must first win over Jeff

J: Which he would do by joining Sigma Chi and

J: Becoming Jeff's fraternity brother.

All was goin' to plan

Till he realized what he'd done

He was in love with his brothers little sister

He's in love with his brother's little sister

He knew she was the one for him before he even kissed her

He planned to catch her eye

By joining Sigma Chi

And then he was in love with his brother's little sister.

Chapter 2

J: The time wasn't right for Eric and Emily. She was not just small but a little young, and Eric had to wait until she reached an acceptable age.

J: In the meantime, Eric graduated college, consulted with McKinsey in San Francisco, became a venture capitalist in Tel Aviv, and completed Stanford Business School.

PK: Emily, meanwhile, was bat mitzvahed, got her driver's license, moved out of her parents' house, and graduated college.

PK: When Emily joined Teach For America in the Bay Area, Eric could finally execute phase II of his plan and moved in with Jeff and Jeff's handsome roommates.

J: Eric and Emily's first dates took place on the squash and tennis courts.

J: Before long, their courtship had migrated to romantic dinners

J: and Eric prepared for a first kiss.

All was goin' to plan

Till he realized what he'd done

He was in love with his roommate's little sister

Now he's dating his roommate's little sister

He dreamed about the first time that he'd kiss her

He took her to his place

For an intimate embrace

But then he realized she's his roommate's little sister.

Chapter 3

PK: Eric needed to convince Emily to marry him. She was a catch, and in a just world she would be out of his league.

PK: He knew he would have to do something special to prove his love.

J: His love for Emily was deep and pure, in a word, conflict-free. And how better to demonstrate this love than not simply present her with a conflict-free diamond ring,

J: but build her a conflict-free diamond ring company!

PK: Eric toiled to build his company, and through long days and nights it was his love for Emily that kept him going. After all, why else would a well-educated high tech investor be in the retail jewelry business?

PK: Eric grew his business and team, including hiring Emily's brother Greg.

J: Eventually, Eric proposed to Emily and she accepted. He was elated, both to spend the rest of his life with his true love, and because now that it's purpose had been served,

J: He could shut down the company

J: And move on with his life.

All was goin' to plan

Till he realized what he'd done

He was in love with his employee's little sister.

He's going to marry his employee's little sister

He only built his company 'cause he could not resist her

He thought he had the luck

But now he knows he's stuck

'Cause he's going to marry his employee's little sister.

He's in love with his brother's little sister.

She'll become his missus, and he'll become her mister.

In the Krauss house he'll stand proud,

As the tallest in the crowd.

He's in love with his brother's little sister.