Brent Noorda Brick Wall Brent Noorda Brick Wall Welcome to the online home of Brent Noorda, B.S.S.C. (aka, me). This page is all about me. Me me me me. I hope you enjoy me as much as I do. Active Stuff Brent Noorda's Blog - Half-truths, half-hearted attempts at humor, and whatever I feel like writing when I have half a mind.Problems Solving Problems - QA and development tools that simulate worst-case conditions so products can be made to work well in the real world. First step: CrappyNet. Real Gone Games - Coming soon. Shhh. It's a big secret (but has something to do with dominating the $20billion social gaming market). Forces of Physics Pivot - I'm trying. Nothing ready to share just yet. The Short Bus - YAAAAN (Yet Another Attempt At A Novel) Inactive Stuff RadioWeave - (aka YiqYaq) more info coming soon.... Nombas - A now-defunct business I founded a long long time ago to promote, license, and support scripting (originally Cmm then Javascript/Ecmascript).Old Literature - I used to think it was my calling to be a writer. Ha. Ha ha. Links to old short stories and a novel coming soon.... TicketShare Bay - If you don't like to pay the man for concert tickets, then this is place for you. LastComputer Blog - Been kind of quiet there. sorry. India Travel Blog - Long diary entries from our trip to India & Thailand. Africa Pictures - Our journey to Burkina Faso and Ghana in pictures. watch quickly before Slide shuts down forever. Ways to find me me on facebook - Where I'm launching Real Gone Games, using ascii art and comments to tap into that $2billion social gaming market. me on twitter - There is no faster way to spread misinformation than Twitter. me on google+ - google+ is like facebook but with black colors instead of blue, and--based on reviewing the activity there--it's only for google employees. me on email - that's right, old-school social networking me on linkedin - As many lies as I can fit onto one page. Who does fact checking for that site? me on quora - Top question: What is Quora? me on youtube - you on metube? me - My official homepage, but it probably just links back to here (if I can't scratch my own back then whose back can I scratch?) World's Greatest Joke of 2011 Question: What do you call it when you eat pizza and then get diarrhea? Answer: pizzeriaclick here for greatest punchline of 2011 Question: What do you call it when you eat a taco and then get diarrhea? Answer: taqueríaclick here for worst punchline of 2011 Question: What do you call it when you eat in the West-African nation of Ghana, and then get diarrhea? The Reasons the Internet Was Invented Our Wedding - Amy & Brent's wedding page. Keeping count of how many blissful seconds we've been married. Non-stop entertainment - I didn't make this, but it's just the greatest.Do the Math - "Using physics and estimation to assess energy, growth, options—by Tom Murphy" Got a question? Send email to brent.noorda@gmail.com. Got money? See my resume. All information on this site, copyright Brent Noorda (and not his identity-thief) 2002-2089 |