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Rockin' Barry O's fourth presser draws 24.7 million hypothetical viewers! 23 JUL 09

Just read the overnights for  PrezBo's fourth presser over at the Nielsen Wire and had to leave a comment!

Hey Kids,

It could have been worse, the giant mainframe Predict-O-Tron over here at the secret underground Libertarian Command Center (LCC) projected 14.7 million viewers for presser number four. Sure looks like we'll have to recalibrate the Bore-O-Meter for presser number five and restructure the rules for the office pool as well. We were sure that nobody was up for watching Rockin' Barry O pontificate on the urgent, pressing, we got to pass this right now, even before the bill is written, healthcare plan.

Well, on to next manufactured crisis!