Candy: “Emma and I need to go over details for the lingerie shower.” Danny: *face lights up* “Lingerie shower, huh? Do I get any input in that?” Candy: “What kinda input did you have in mind?” Danny: “Two words: tiny and crotchless.” Emma: *makes a face* “Ew! Yer such a pig, Danny.” Danny: *strolls over to Emma, bends down, oinks lustily in her ear* Emma: *squeal/laughs* “Get away from me, you nutter.” Danny: “Seriously, though, what do I have to do to insure crotchless panties are on the gift registry?” Dane: *strolls in* “Who’s going crotchless? If it’s Dan, I’m so outta here.” Candy (dryly): “Me, apparently, if Danny has his way.” Dane: “Yeeeeah… *gives Can a roguish look* You know you could do the edible kind, too, Dan. Then you’d have the great pleasure of making them crotchless yourself.” Danny (excitedly): “Awesome thinking, man! Emma, gimme that pen and a piece of paper. I’ll make a list of—” Emma: “Get away from us right now, the both o’ you, sickos. If you donna, I’ll make sure Candy gets nothin’ boot flannel granny gowns an’ footie pajamas!” Danny (pitifully): “I guess this is just another instance where the groom gets shafted…*sad, puppy dog eyes* It’s my wedding, too.” Emma: “Please. The only thing you care aboot is the rumpy-pumpy on yer wedding night.” Danny: “Uh, I don’t know what that is, but it sounds like jolly good fun to me.” Dane: “Oh, it is, mate. It really, really is.” Emma (dismissively): “Could you two shoo, please? We have wedding business tae discuss. Go play with yer instruments.” Fashion Credits **Any doll enhancements (i.e. freckles, piercings, eye color changes) were done by me unless otherwise stated.** Emma Dress: Cangaway (etsy.com) Cardigan: Momoko – Dash! After School Boots: Dressmaker Details – Casual Comfort Fashion Purse: Mattel – Barbie Collectible – Peace & Love 70’s Barbie - added the charm Water Nymph Necklace: Knife’s Edge Designs (me) Doll is a Style Mantra Eden. Danny Jeans: Mattel – Barbie Collectible – James Dean – distressed Tank: Kelsie Mutant Goldfish Designs Shirt: Miema (etsy.com) – cut off the sleeves Belt: Miema (etsy.com) Boots: Fashion Royalty – Homme/Nu.Face – Rock Ringmaster Lukas Cuff Me Bracelet: Knife’s Edge Designs (me) Doll is a Style Strategy Lukas Dane Shirt, Pants: Fake Skin (etsy.com) Sneakers: Fashion Royalty – Homme/Nu.Face – Style Strategy Lukas Hat: Fashion Royalty – Homme/Nu.Face – In the Mix Takeo Belt: Volks – WTG - Selfish Doll is a Night Vision Count Adrian

T-Mobile ...Yes, Kellogg's Corn Flakes *are* great. The Indians front office, on the other hand, can take a flying leap. In the meantime, why yes, that IS a grown man in a plush footie pajama tiger suit. Interesting. What a fan. I am NOT that fan tonight. I wore my Ernie Banks jersey over a Cavaliers t-shirt: no more Wahoo- or Script 'I'-emblazoned apparel for me this season. Rick packed away all of his Indians t-shirts for the season. We're spending ZERO dollars while we're here tonight.It's Tribe v Detroit Tigers tonight. It's Victor Martinez Bobblehead night. It's Sandy Alomar Jr's Indians Hall of Fame Induction night. SOMETHING'S got to entertain me besides a guy in tiger pajamas....Yes, Kellogg's Corn Flakes *are* great. The Indians front office, on the other hand, can take a flying leap. In the meantime, why yes, that IS a grown man in a plush footie pajama tiger suit. Interesting. What a fan. I am NOT that fan tonight. I wore my Ernie Banks jersey over a Cavaliers t-shirt: no more Wahoo- or Script 'I'-emblazoned apparel for me this season. Rick packed away all of his Indians t-shirts for the season. We're spending ZERO dollars while we're here tonight. It's Tribe v Detroit Tigers tonight. It's Victor Martinez Bobblehead night. It's Sandy Alomar Jr's Indians Hall of Fame Induction night. SOMETHING'S got to entertain me besides a guy in tiger pajamas.