Kid Linens

linens
Cloth woven from flax
(linen) a high-quality paper made of linen fibers or with a linen finish
(linen) white goods or clothing made with linen cloth
(linen) a fabric woven with fibers from the flax plant
Garments or other household articles such as sheets made, or originally made, of linen

kid
Deceive (someone) in a playful or teasing way
Deceive or fool (someone)
pull the leg of: tell false information to for fun; "Are you pulling my leg?"
be silly or tease one another; "After we relaxed, we just kidded around"
child: a young person of either sex; "she writes books for children"; "they're just kids"; "`tiddler' is a British term for youngster"