27.365**: Do you ever have one of those days? You know, one of those? I'm talking about a 'meaning of life' day where you ponder your place in this universe. Well, I'm not having one today, but I did decide to read my palm. The Internet is amazing. I learned the proper way to tie my tie several years ago. Shucks, I could still be wearing a clip-on had I not found that web site. Then there was the time I finally got tired of balling up my fitted sheets. Searched the web and voila, instructions on how to fold a fitted sheet. Well, I've always wanted to have my palm read, but I was too cheap to pay somebody to do it. So, I searched the web and here is what I learned about myself: Dear kw, Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy. First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. When the Life Line crosses the palm, as it does in you case, it indicates a life affected by travel. Your life may also be heavily influenced by imagination. Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep, long and straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a logical and direct way of thinking. The straighter the line, the more realistic the thinking, and the deeper the line, the better the memory. A doubled line show increased mental ability. The joining of your Head Line and Life Line at the beginning indicates that your strong sense of mind generally rules over your body. You also look at childhood with a cautious and fearful outlook. The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A selfish and materialistic look at love is characteristic to those like you whose Heart Line start below the middle finger. Your have a short Heart Line. This shows a lack of interest in the affairs of love and affections. However if your short line is also very strong and deep, then your affections tend to be quite stable. The small lines you may see extending upward from your Heart Line are a good sign, as they illustrate happiness in love. You have a spade-shaped hand. This is the hand of an inventor. You are probably very good with all things mechanical. Often those who've forged new paths in science and engineering have a spade-shaped hand. Women who have this type of hand enjoy do-it-yourself projects (decorating and sewing). It also gives these women a manual dexterity greater than most men have. We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and your palm. Thanks for visiting us. Your friend, The OFE Palm Reader