Noli: “You find them…cute. You’re blowing my mind here, shortbread.” Emma: *quizzical look* “Shortbread?” Noli: “Yeah, I dated a Scottish guy once. He liked shortbread cookies. Ate them all the friggin’ time. Got crumbs every-damn-where. Drove me batshit crazy. Never once did I think it was ‘cute’.” Emma: *lips twitch* “Then he wasna for you.” Noli: “Yeah, it’s a shame, though, because his accent made my knees go all watery. I couldn’t understand a friggin’ thing he said, but that’s probably the reason we lasted as long as we did.” Emma: *look of puzzled fascination* “You didna want tae ken whit he was sayin’?” Noli: “Not really, he was kind of an ass, actually. Pair that with the cookie crumbs—I mean it was like the man was Hansel trying to find his way back to Grandmother’s house or something—and it was a disaster from the get-go. I hate messes…*reinforces statement by picking up her cocktail and fastidiously wiping up a water ring with her napkin* I guess you could say I’m kinda OCD.” Candy: *walks up and chimes in* “Don’t forget inappropriate, Nols. You’re that, too. So how’s it goin’ over here?” Noli: “How do you think it’s going, blondie? I’m asking marriage advice from a fetus. Oh, yeah, which reminds me, what’s your sex life like, shortbread?” Emma: *chokes on the mouthful of champagne she’s swallowing* Candy: “Noli! Geez! You just met her.” Noli: “Well, it doesn’t hurt to ask, and I can’t exactly ask you since you don’t have a sex life yet.” Candy: “Go talk to Kumi. She’s had plenty of the sex, and since she’s as inappropriate as you are, she’ll probably TMI all over you.” Noli (excitedly): “She’s the one married to the movie star, right? Simon ‘My Gun’s Bigger than Your Gun’ West? Thanks for reminding me, blondie! voce e o maximo!” *wanders off to corner Kumi* Fashion Credits **Any doll enhancements (i.e. freckles, piercings, eye color changes) were done by me unless otherwise stated.** Candy Dress: jiajiadoll (etsy.com) Belt: Cangaway (etsy.com) Boots: Mattel – Top Model Summer Necklace: Knife’s Edge Designs (me) Doll is a Making a Scene Erin transplanted to a Misaki body. Noli Dress: Doves (etsy.com) Shoes: Fashion Royalty – NuFace – Night Scape Giselle Earrings: Me Earthly Delights Bracelet Set: Knife’s Edge Designs (me) Doll is a Perk Colette.

Enfeitei as mesas com esses porta-guardanapos. Nao tem nada haver com a estrela do "Lula".....nao sou PT Adorned the tables with these napkin rings. It has nothing to do with the star of "Lula"..... I'm not PT