how to live the objectively right/best way
get an educationTo become a better person, you should go to college and take liberal arts courses. To see the results of such a program, check out my portfolio from Dr. Bump's freshman world literature course.
| not the bestUnfortunately, my homepage is not the "best" right now, per se. I am actually unsure whether I am going to have a homepage at all. For now this serves as a launch pad to my English portfolio (see "get an education" to the left). Soon, however, I may delight your subconcious sensibilities with excellent articles such as "Cargo Shorts = Social Suicide", "Friends Don't Let Friends Watch Garden State", and "Subjectivity is for People Who Don't Know Any Better." If you're interested, check back later. If you're not, then you obviously don't know what's good for you and I don't want you looking at my website anyway :) |
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