so this is Zoe Raniowskiand i :) shes my best friend ever <3 we hang out EVERY weekend.. no joke.. we have better pictures than this.. but i look like the grinch n she looks like a baby, so now its my profile piccy :) hehe. we became BEST friends on february 19th 2011, at michaela lafferty's birthday party.. i believe we became best friends because of our indian man's imitation when they say "sardines". remember when we went to the movies to see zoe keeper with your mommy n her friend.. and some REALLY fat guy was sitting in the seat and in broke !!! ahahahahahahhaahah frig.. then when we were at the sidewalk sale that day n some guy yelled "HEY GORGEOUS" to your mom n you said "oh your flattering" ahah <3 i guess were normal because we dougie in parking lots n get scared by vans that just pull up beside us... n i just kept on running. then we met JAY n he made us feel safe:) we like to strut our stuff on the sidewalk.. photophotophoto i guess asian men like cameras. hahahahah.. do you like sockies??:) wouldnt know? ;) i like sockies.. sockies sockies sockies.. i wish my had my sockies cause my toes are cold.. sockies. i like how whenever i come to your house you open up the door n when you figure out its me at the door, you sigh.. i guess you love me or something? :( me: do you know brodie butt? you: whutchu saying about my butt? oh goodness, remember when that really greasy guy was yelling at dylan n calling him dirty n stuff and a bunch of other swear words, n dylan just roles up his window n he still continues to scream like crazy. n his fat hoe girlfriend is just sitting in the seat laughing while eating her mcdicks.. uh she better cut down on that stuff? ahahahahahaha i <3 when we make my cat exercise n she runs into the wall !!! hahahahah who has lives.. being mature is just over rated eh? were both amused by the stupidest things ever? like.. were stupid? aha:$ hahaha when i was getting ready for the mvd n i had my shirt off n was singing into my fan, n you were just standing in my doorway, n when i saw you - you said "oh nicole, what are we going to do with you". <3 at the mvd when it was awkward and you were just kinda bobbing your head. n chad said you had an attitude, lmfao :$ the girl with the triangle hair n crazy eyes !! you: who needs a house when you got hair like that? bam. LOL us dancing with randoms at the mvd.. socialization. I ONCE SHOT 50 FREE-THROUGHS IN A ROW! bam.. ahahahah janny tho <3 were gunna make rainbow toilet paper someday, cause i have pink n rainbow would just be cooler i guess?:$ i guess we love syara simpson, and everrryything about her, omg shes soo perfect, n her new hair looks amazing.. luv it ? :) you: who has huge hands?? me: CHAD OMG HIS HANDS ARE HUGGE!! you: oh god, i dont wanna know.. -.- lololol me putting the bone in daisy's collar n her like biting neck, lmfao !! n when we run around the house with her chasing us, then hide in my bathroom, n then hide behind the counter n scare her when she runs around!! lmfao.. were normal.. HAHAHAH when we were in chad's van n you fell in between the two seats n you were just kinda stuck there.. <3 HELLA?? lol when im on the phone with khris ;) too bad you deleted the friggin vid:( LMFAO remember when we were in the car on the way to my house, n my brother was with his friends matt and marek.. and the bat came back and all you could hear was them screaming like little girls n matt yelled "OMG IM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW" HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH FRIG.. we were like pissing ourselves:$. i wear shorts if you wear shorts, n you wear shorts if i wear shorts, then we wear shorts together n we be best friends:) i like how i can make songs up on the spot about shorts, heeh :$. me: saskatoon is soo flat? zoe: you could watch your dog run away for three days. remember when my mom was fist pumping n she punched the roof!!! lolol .. so thats all i feel like typing:$ but i hate you girl.. jk i love you tons:) i'd be so lonely without you, like.. i wouldnt have a life.. jk i would, it just wouldnt be fun.. i hope we remain best friends for life.. ps: FRIENDS BEST.. ya bud were smart.

I woke up this morning with the best intentions - have a healthy breakfast, head early to work, tackle the remaining tasks of the week, return and have a chicken biryani-fueled relaxed evening. Well, April 1, 2011 had other ideas! My first intention was immediately forgotten once I realized the opportunity in front of me - play a prank on the wifey when she least expects it. My prank of the day? Knowing my wife planned on driving to work, I decided to slip out of the crib while she showered, and set up the car as if there was a homeless guy sleeping in it, so when she approached it, she'd freak out! I grabbed a pillow or two, snatched her rotund Pooh Bear, an old blanket, put the car seats down and set it up like there was someone sleeping there. I promptly returned home and got on with getting ready and made sure she headed out to the car first. Did she freak out? Well, let's say she gave a big "WTF..................is this?" It was more of a "did someone sleep in the car or did my husband randomly throw a blanket and stuff in here to take to work?" Not the reaction I expected or wanted? Prank Exit Fail!! First rule of April Fools Pranks - prepare in advance and REALLY aim high to achieve success! I should've used item's (the blanket) she wouldn't recognize and thrown in some dirt/leaves/garbage/etc that would repulse her into thinking a homeless guy really did sleep there. Well, intended prank failed, but an unintended prank-possible development appeared at work. Got the call from the doc saying that yesterday's x-ray of my foot showed a fracture - time to get my butt to an orthopedic doc ASAP! Unknown to me, I had actually fractured my left ankle playing volleyball 2 weeks ago instead of spraining it. No wonder it hurt so bad!! Well, time to call wifey to break the news and ask her to come pick me up and take me to the doc. Her first reaction - "You may have tried to fool me this morning, but hahaha! Just another April Fools Joke, hey? Bye baby." Damn! Did I or did I not feel like the boy who cried "WOLF!?!" The one person that I needed to take me to the doc ASAP didn't believe the truth and immediacy of my situation. On top of it all, her workmates were telling her "Once a pranskter, always a a prankster!" Or something of that sort. Glad to say that she eventually came around to believe me and took me to the doc! Now, after failing in my AF prank, after not listening to wifey telling me to see the doc 2 weeks ago, and after shunning the use of crutches a week ago, here I find myself with a cast, the dreaded crutches, and I'm at the mercy of a sweet beautiful lady who's only happy to get her sweet revenge ANYTIME now that her gimpy-limited-mobility-failed-to-prank-her husband is at her mercy!! I guess there's no escaping April Fools!!! Embarrassing!