Why...Why...Why? Did I do something wrong as a child? Was I really that naughty? Year after year you continue to place neatly wrapped headaches for me under the tree. Remember the HotWheels Train track debacle? Of course you don't. You were probably on a beach in the Bahamas when the 5 year old was screaming in frustration at the age inappropriate gift. Read the box! It said ages 8-12! How about the thousand piece Lego castle that took 4 hours to put together? What about the toy tool bench? Some preassembly would have been nice. Don't you have elves for a reason? The remote control car with the wrong batteries was fun. That was easily fixed. Just had to make a quick trip to Walmart. Just so you know, they're not open on Christmas day. And when you give lightsabers to boys they wack each other with them...because what else would you use a lightsaber for?(just so you know) And now this year...wow have you ever out done yourself. A kitten? Really? Do you know nothing about this family? We already have a cat with a severe personality disorder, and we're all afraid of her. She is not all happy about the littlepuff ball you thought was so cute. Do I need to show you pictures of what she does to rabbits? I can understand that it may be hard to say "NO" to a cute little boy who comes and sits on your lap with complete confidence that you can grant his wish, but sometimes you have to push the gushy sentiMENTAL emotions aside and think with the smart part of your brain. Think Santa! Think! If you'd like to pass by our house next year that would be fine with me. But if you are coming, I'd like a little advance notice on my next headache is going to be...so I know how much Advil to have in stock.

The deep purple and plum color palette is passionate, sensual, reminiscent of irises and other early spring flowers, and sexy. Any Fashion Doll would love the deep purple and plum. It was designed with 1:6 scale fashion dolls in mind such as Barbie, Fashion Royalty, AvantGuard, Blythe, Silkstones, Misaki, Polly Parker, Momoko, BJDs, Misaki, and Susie, just to name a few. This vanity is my original design and idea, one of a kind, handmade, and will never be made again. It is not a toy. Therefore, it is inappropriate for small children. From a smoke free home. Sold.