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So funny!

Game Show Bloopers - always a good laugh Game Show Blooper

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Family Feud

Family Feud - Turkey

Psychic Drawing - this is almost like a sensosketch (drawing without looking) where this woman is psychically drawing the host's face. It's just so funny, especially with the noises that she makes! and the verdict is that it is Anna funny. sigh. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/6598/
Afroninja - a classic that's always funny: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/169/

Coolio

I just read this article from AskMen.com about rules to being a gentleman. The rules under chivalry seem a bit much except for ALWAYS OPEN DOORS. It's a short article and they are probably rules that you already know. Link: Being a Gentleman
Ya gotta love Google. They've integrated Sigalert into their maps but I guess it's only useful if you're in CA and are leaving right away...but whatevers. Link: Sigalert in Google
Another cool feature from Google that calls your phone for times when you've lost your cell phone. This would be great for Steve except that he hates Google. Link: Google call lost phone
Don't be blue-jacked. Link: Blue-jacking
Link to useful software programs

Jokes =P (Anna funny?)

Exam answers. so funny! http://banana168.googlepages.com/examanswers

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"
He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.
The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"
The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang then said, "OK,now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
Texas Chili Contest: http://banana168.googlepages.com/jokescont.
It's really funny but too long to fit on this page.

"Quotes"

When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years. - The Beach
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. - V for Vendetta
Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! -Closer
Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one. -Closer
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -Henri L. Bergson
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - M.K. Ghandi
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. -Arnold H. Glasgow
A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. -Author Unknown
True friendship starts the moment one person says to another, 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one! - Author Unknown
You know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you? Is when you remember how little you thought about the people you broke up with and you realize that is how little they're thinking of you. You know, you'd like to think you're both in all this pain but they're just like 'Hey, I'm glad you're gone'. -Before Sunrise (Jesse)