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Customized Pajama Pants - One Piece Loungewear - Llamas In Pajamas Customized Pajama Pants
the truth about my pants Look, Mama. Naturally, it wasn’t your stitches that gave out, and no, despite how it looks, these didn’t, ahem, explode. They merely disintegrated. Again. Two wearings after you fixed them for the third time. You of all people should know best that they didn’t explode; because you know just how flannel and cavernous these are. [You also know that my ass is not that big.] Three years in Colorado, and that semester in Chicago, grad school in Syracuse and two years in New York. And now, this nearly four-year Warsaw interlude. Eleven years ago, I bought them at the Citadel Mall Victoria’s Secret with my own money, back when that meant money I’d gotten from you guys. [Do not give me that look.] Not fair. They were supposed to last forever; follow me everywhere. It won’t be easy to get rid of them, especially with those patches you put in to make them so historical and customized. Always so strange addressing you in English, but these were American pants; you understand. You know you are the best, right? And in no time I promise I will have something ripped or frayed or too-long for you to fix again; you know that too. [...] Natalia Pajama Party!
'Pajama Party!', Mr. T Mid-night Grill Lounge - U.S. Route 49E just north of Tchula, Mississippi, USA See also: pajamas robes girls pajamas size 10 holiday pajamas for boys free pajama patterns flannel womens pajamas big girls pajamas baby one piece pajamas night sweats sleepwear |