Running With Scissors Weird Al Yankovic

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (; born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, and a parodist.

scissors
An action in which two things cross each other or open and close like the blades of a pair of scissors
an edge tool having two crossed pivoting blades
a wrestling hold in which you wrap your legs around the opponents body or head and put your feet together and squeeze
a gymnastic exercise performed on the pommel horse when the gymnast moves his legs as the blades of scissors move
An instrument used for cutting cloth, paper, and other thin material, consisting of two blades laid one on top of the other and fastened in the middle so as to allow them to be opened and closed by a thumb and finger inserted through rings on the end of their handles

running
running(a): (of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream; "as mountain stream with freely running water"; "hovels without running water"
An act of running a race
run: (American football) a play in which a player attempts to carry the ball through or past the opposing team; "the defensive line braced to stop the run"; "the coach put great emphasis on running"
run: the act of running; traveling on foot at a fast pace; "he broke into a run"; "his daily run keeps him fit"
The action or movement of a runner
The sport of racing on foot

weird
Wyrd: fate personified; any one of the three Weird Sisters
Suggesting something supernatural; uncanny
Very strange; bizarre
Connected with fate
eldritch: suggesting the operation of supernatural influences; "an eldritch screech"; "the three weird sisters"; "stumpshad uncanny shapes as of monstrous creatures"- John Galsworthy; "an unearthly light"; "he could hear the unearthly scream of some curlew piercing the din"- Henry Kingsley
strikingly odd or unusual; "some trick of the moonlight; some weird effect of shadow"- Bram Stoker