I understand it gets confusing, Peaches, since I know so many faaaabulous people. Here's a list of all the friends and frenemies, crushes and curses, besties and bastards that I mention from time to time in my blogs. Also, check out the Characters page for descriptions and pics of the major players. Those guys are marked with an *. Lurve!!

The Boys

• • Alex* (work fling) 
  • Robin* (artist fling; turned out to be dating my roommate at same time) 
  • Mark (coworker who was hitting on me before getting engaged to Bryn) 
  • Cupcake Guy (mystery revealed to be Alex thru his proxy, Dave) 
  • Paul* (cheating ex) 
  • Grady* (former hipster fling. re-dating, whenever we feel like it) 
  • Tyler the Delivery Guy* (first date: 03.17.08. Breakup 06.06.08. Friggin Loser.) 
  • Lee* (friend-of-a-friend from college; was our Loser Musician squatter for a while) 
  • Stephan (hot actor; slept with and stopped returning his calls) 
  • MFH (My Future Husband. So perfect he's almost imaginary. Lacks discernible balls.) 
  • Addison (Former friend-turned-lover who treated me worse than anyone. Ever.) 
  • Bert (bad actor I went on 3 dates with in summer 2007 and had to dump twice. Mosquito.) 
  • Robbie (friend I accidentally slept with who now believes we're going to get married.) 
  • Alex-2 (actor. triathlete. has an on again/off again girlfriend, who's a really nice person.  pass.)
  • Manny* (we were exclusive for 2 months.  Except that he felt like that meant he could sleep with some ugly skank actress.  Then he acted in a show I wrote and I had to deal with him for 3 more months.  Finally out of my life.)
  • John Patrick (boy-next-door and object of my affection for most of my youth.  our mothers are plotting our imminent nuptials.)  
  • Hank (hot actor/assistant director of the show I wrote that Manny's in.  big time trouble-turned-good pal.)
  • The Nice, Normal Guy--a.k.a. NNG (went on a few dates, mostly just excited to be seeing someone functional.  We were friends for a while, but it took so much effort that I eventually let that fish off the hook.)
  • Jack (an actor from The South.  Hot.  Intelligent.  We made out once and he cried foul, but has been attentive since.  Hrm.)
  • Lawrence (Friend I make out with occasionally.  Have never slept with him.)
  • HWSNBN (He who shall not be named.  Nutter.  Very good at avoiding being dumped.  Went out for two months, slept together for another two, and I'm not allowed to say much more.)
  • Claude  (Cute actor.  Possible antidote to the HWSNBN nonsense saga?  Not so much.)
  • Jude (very good friend of Edward's.  actor.  have known him for years, made out with him at a party once, and recently slept with him after a holiday party, much to Edward's chagrin.)