She's my friend from college and former roommate, and she probably doesn't like you.
As much as I pick on her about her constantly grumpy outlook and her questionable taste in men, she's a confidante and a friend. And we were pretty swell roommates, as well.

In a strange and unexpected twist of fate, turned out to be dating a guy named Robin at the same time I was. Unbeknownst to either of us. We performed the simultaneous roommate beat-down on him, romantically speaking.