Here are some jokes.  You will surely like them.  Enjoy.

Some fun things to do the next time you're on one of those long international flights to kill time...

Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes.

When two people kiss in the in flight movie, belch real loud.

Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.

Run down the aisle screaming, "He's got a bomb! He's got a bomb!".

Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.

Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!".

Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you.

Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.

Show off your Batman underwear.

Scratch your butt, then sniff your finger.

Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire as to why the fuel dial says "e".

Sneeze, using somebody's sleeve instead of your hand to cover it.

Tell corny jokes and laugh like it's absolutely hilarious, then expect others to do the same.

Take over the plane with a toy gun.

To the person next to you, say "It's amazing that they didn't notice the grenade in my luggage.

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