Funky Napkin Rings

napkin
A square piece of cloth or paper used at a meal to wipe the fingers or lips and to protect garments, or to serve food on
a small piece of table linen that is used to wipe the mouth and to cover the lap in order to protect clothing
diaper: garment consisting of a folded cloth drawn up between the legs and fastened at the waist; worn by infants to catch excrement
A napkin, or face towel (also in Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and South Africa: serviette) is a rectangle of cloth or tissue paper used at the table for wiping the mouth while eating. It is usually small and folded.
A baby's diaper

funky
stylish and modern in an unconventional way; "she likes funky clothes"; "we did it all in black and white in a very funky sixties style"
fetid: offensively malodorous; "a foul odor"; "the kitchen smelled really funky"
(of jazz) having the soulful feeling of early blues
Frightened, panicky, or cowardly

rings
(ring) sound loudly and sonorously; "the bells rang"
Each of a series of resonant or vibrating sounds signaling an incoming telephone call
(ring) a characteristic sound; "it has the ring of sincerity"
An act of causing a bell to sound, or the resonant sound caused by this
A telephone call
gymnastic apparatus consisting of a pair of heavy metal circles (usually covered with leather) suspended by ropes; used for gymnastic exercises; "the rings require a strong upper body"