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Friends from the matrix



Dedicated to those people that are in the matrix, as I'm, and helped me to do my sites  :)



This is not a nebula or a cluster, it's an internet map. Taken from Wikipedia.

The life doesn't stop to astonish me. At my age, doing friends... just clicking!
Kicking as Neo?
No, clicking!



A) The true -and sad- story of Google Page Creator for 4th age, or why we are in Discussion Group [humor]

Google never thought to do this interface, GPC, thinking on us, who are in the underground, without any *ml code, older than 40. Just look at the picture they attached to the mail to invite us to "do" our websites. 
No respect at all. The name of the "package" they thought to sale was TISP, and the photo shows how they were planning to send us that "package". Our spy at Google Headquarters clarified TISP meaning: Technological Information for Strange People (well, would even be worse Sick People). They considered us "strange" people, just because we were uncoded! We objected that adjetive, arguing -and demostrating with matrix analysis, of course- that, even we were uncoded, we are reloaded, as Neo. The lawyers, to avoid conflicts, agreed to use TISP with a different meaning -as they published on April 2007's fool day- because the issue was already done using TISP and its funny logo. In the underground, the common comment is that TISP was a typing error of the Google's secretary Trinity: originally was TIPS (Technological Information for People Searching). They have prohibited refer to us as "uncoded" or "strange" people. They said, sarcastically: "Go to the Discussion forum to learn something... if you can. And don't forget to relink!" This story is true. Finally, we still are uncoded, but we're reloaded, downloaded and uploaded again... the condition: to relink to become recoded.




UPDATED! Next text added on January 09


Not too happy to do what they did (Google's people), they are going to destroy Googlepages this year (2009) and its Page Creator (Yes, i'm not joking). The Page Creator was, in fact, a Page Terminator. We have to move our sites made with Google Page "Creator" (haha!... Creator!) to Sites Google as quickly as possible. But, we like so much the Page Creator, our Googlepages, and the Google environment in general, that we're migrating! Yes, incredible! We still insist to fill the tera bytes hard drives that Google has to buy to host our sites :D
Nowadays all of us are *ded (being * = reco, deco, downloa, uploa, and similar prefixes). But, this is good for nothing because we have to reload again our webpages :(
Well, let's see what's going on with this new "site" to write more about it. At least, the name is not so sarcastic as "creator"... :D



B) [this section is not humor] Links of my Matrix's friends.
Most of them know a lot about *ml codes. I think they are recoded. I never could do my site without their help. 
Thank you to all of you!



I don't know why, but from his site I learnt more than any other site. Perhaps is the language: direct to the point, well explained, practical tips.
Just Jos' site.

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The greatest spam reporter ever! Yes, from the land of great navigators and adventurers, the first one with the courage to reply the "joint-venture" of The Kid project. João's sitE

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BB Bardot or Anderson? Just BB. Several sites, all of them full of movies! Here it's linked only one of them. Search at GV for cinematografo.com.br to get an idea about how many movies she has uploaded. The greatest movie's uploader ever.

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Philippe, great collaborator at GPC forum. And everything says that out of there too! It is not necessary to say that he really involves in the thigs he does. His wINeSiTe is a very charming site.  

 

 

 



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Regac's site. In the underground, a story says that he fought against Smith twice. First time he uncoded Smith, at second time downloaded him! 

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Maid Marian another pioneer uploading movies to The Matrix. She remastered a copy of Alice in Wonderland, a very very old movie. She says "KEEP THE FREE ENTERTAINMENT ALIVE!"

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A young italian writer, who helped me to traslate from english to italian the intertitles of The Kid. 
Thank you Davide! His site (which title in english could be "Talking to me about you") is la nostra occasioneGo there to talk about you!

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Young musician from Argentina.

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Berkeley system's engineer Rami El Mawas at his useful and nice site, full of GPC tips: it is one of the best regarding how to do a website. As an example his own that has an Award for the best done Googlepage. 

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Hakeem's eWorld a very varied website.

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The previous list was done in the order I knew them.


And a link to my own site, of course, because Matrix -topologycally- is a black hole into itself! What?


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I have great news: I will design something recoded that will be able to show at your reloaded site, to link to my uncoded site. And the best: it will be free!
Your site's link here, with a smaller font !!! 


WWW around Wikipedia, taken from Wikipedia       






C) Get the price to host your link here [humor again]

In a fractal, interneuronal system like Matrix, a price is obtained by a matrix, obviously:
Price = [IP] x F x N x [D] / ([U] x T), vectorial recoded product, result in USD, where:
[IP] = your computer address, it's a 3D vector.
F = Size of the font you select to your link multiply by 1E7, pixels, scalar.
N = number of videos watched here, scalar.
[D] = 4D vector that represents your behaviour downloading files from the Matrix.
[U] = 4D vector that represents your behaviour uploading files to the Matrix. If any file is reloaded, multiply [U] by 3.14159.
T = 2D vector, that represents the total of seconds spent here watching videos -measured in relative time (en español)

In this page, some things are truth and some aren't, or not?



 

D) Epitaph [humor?]



Web 2.0 - the entrance to The Matrix


 


 

 

the response

 

 

 

uncoded?

 

 

 

reloaded?

 

 

 

assimilated? (recoded?)

 

 

how big is the matrix?







Antolín Martínez A. - © copyright 2008, 2009 


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