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Stress Training and the Ghost

posted ‎‎Jan 5, 2009 6:58 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar

I usually train to build resistance strength by walking carrying 25 pounds of weight and my trainer said you can gain lot of stamina by doing it in extreme cold too... so there i was carrying my weight pack (which is a vest filled with iron rods and weighs 25 pounds) in extreme cold (-5 Fahrenheit which is around -ve 20 Celsius is suppose) and just entering my 5th mile and with just one more mile to my home. I was extremely tired and cold and though I had covered clothing i was feeling cold like hell, guys it is not a joke to train in such temperatures especially when your leg slips on the road because of the ice... so now i am in my last mile and i reach the Minneapolis institute of arts which is just next to my home - check my pictures section for it...

I see an old lady around 85 years old walking on the pavement, I had seen this lady quite a lot of times walking around slowly around that area with a small pouch on her hand and had as usual neglected her... and then i pass by her and i slip (it is not foolish to slip when i am so tired and the ground has ice on it - not snow but ice frozen to its core) and just as i slip she holds my hand and i dont actually hit the ground and i say thank you and thought of holding her hand again to shake it and i dont she just turns and walks off and i dint realise if it was a illusion or something i dont feel her hand it dint go out of my grasp but just vaporised... I was extremely tired and I dint worry about it... went home cooled down a bit took off my vest, did a small warm up, went to bath and slept off... next day i am sitting near the window and i saw the lady walking on the pavement again and i thought i will say thanks again so i walked down and reached the pavement and didnt find anything

After that i never saw that lady for almost a month... then i asked the secretary in my leasing office if they have noticed that lady who walks around that place and why she is not around nowadays, The secretary went pale and her jaw just dropped she said "Amit just sit down and dont go let me go fetch dana... Dana is the manager and is around 65 years old... the building which is stay is the only building in Minneapolis which has been around for 100 years now and is certified by the US archaelogy department as of historic value and Dana has been the manager for almost 45 years in that property... she comes out then sits near me and she says so u saw the old lady... i said now saw i see her almost every day and it has been 6 months since i have been seeing her...

She saw me patiently trying to see if i was lying or something.. and said "Amit that person you see is something actually not a person" I replied jokingly "oh yeah dana it is an alien right hahaha "

she said it is carolyn the person who owned this property 50 years back and she died in a fire accident 50 years back and lot of people see her ghost... this is the first time i was ever frightened in my whole life... i never believe in ghosts and i always make fun of it.....

I told her what happened on the other day she said it is ok dont worry... it is a known thing to people around here and there has never been any harm due to it... i have been thinking about it all day till now... This happened in the morning when i went to pay my rent check...

I am so scared now that i dont want to go back home... i am at office and still extremely scared... it is not fear i suppose but a more wierd feeling, i dont know what it is... i will update you guys if something happens... but as of today i am one great believer in ghosts... And you wont believe it this is near minneapolis downtown and it is like one crowded place like hell...

Google Chrome

posted ‎‎Sep 23, 2008 9:32 AM‎‎ by Amit Kumar   [ updated ‎‎Sep 24, 2008 4:19 PM‎‎ ]


Google Chrome

            By Amit Kumar

 

This new web browser came into the market with a bang, a beta version for sure but it is released and almost 10% of people in world are already using it. I still don’t understand what makes this such a popular browser? I still end up using two browsers for all my work, WHY? Because the chrome web browser has still not worked its way upto secure browsing and my companies secure backend refuses the way it tries to update my database. It doesn’t allow jinitiator which obviously is the tool you need to play scrabble scrabulous.com website and many other websites for different things.

 

Google has always been pathetic about security. For it the security it gives users is not priority, may be speed is. Yahoo being in the world for almost two times longer than google has not had these many security issues till now as google has had with its mail feature called gmail. People able to access other peoples mail box, mails being sent to others even if your email address is correct... and so on. And still google helpline refuses to accept these mistakes. I myself had my mail sent to some one else and when I asked google help I was given an answer saying this cannot happen. What a pathetic way to say “I am God and what ever code I write is perfect”, and when was the last time I believed any one who said that to me, NEVER!!!

 

Still people love google, a search engine which has indexed its search results based on the money it gets from those pages. I mean it is what all do, but just because google can feed us advertisements faster it is becoming famous…. My question is 20 years back we saw a similar company become famous in the area of computer operating systems… what was that company? None other than MICROSOFT and it has spread like a virus among computer users and it has become the most loathed operating system but also the most widely used. Is Google becoming the Microsoft of this age in the internet arena?

 

But as I think, I come to realize that people want to be made suckers… It was with the operating system like vista and not with browsers like chrome. But I will ask one more question. Is speed everything people want? Well speed is a comfort level which is good but that doent mean you give it to people at the risk of security. Every one thinks it is secure until something happens. There is a compromise made for getting that speed and I think this compromise is not explicitly mentioned by companies. Well I donot blame them as only the best part of any product is higlighted and we the people need to make sure we are not made fools… We have become so dumb that we don’t even any more question them and blindly fall into the trap. Welcome to the world of the mouse potatoes, where the mouse is blind. With Google's android taking over mobile phones too I only hope my calls are not heard by every one in the world... 


Mumbai Airport - The Gateway to Shame By: Amit Kumar

posted ‎‎Jul 4, 2008 7:29 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar   [ updated ‎‎Jul 4, 2008 7:29 PM‎‎ ]

Mumbai Airport - The Gateway to Shame

                                                                        By: Amit Kumar

 

 

            Mumbai the gateway of India is the city with the largest international traffic coming into India. In olden days the gateway of India was built in this city for the commercial value this city has for India and the international trade that this city brought to India.

                                                                                                         

The commercial capital of this populous country which is developing on its new pillars like Information technology services and other service industries is still there. The most populous metropolitan of the country where people not only come to build their careers but also for education of elite level in institutes like IIT and also to try their luck in the entertainment industry in Bollywood which stands next to only Hollywood in revenue and is much bigger than Hollywood in terms of output of movies.

 

So with all these praises why do I have to put such a shameful heading to what I am writing here? This is how it all started, I land in the Mumbai international airport stepping into India after 2 years and my first ever trip to Mumbai, and there starts a series of incidents that has put an imprint on my mind that would never ever be erased until probably every person ever related to Mumbai airport is changed.

 

So here I land on the airport and which is though the international airport of this commercial capital of this so called shining India. Did I see the shine? Well I did see the glitter of the water puddle that had formed in most areas of the baggage claim as a result of dripping from the AC ducts which were obviously uncovered through out the ceiling, after escaping through the dripping water I reached the baggage claim where the luggage belt was revolving at its own pace, nothing wrong with it except the belt was so small to hold like 50 bags at one time and a flight carrying 220 people had just unloaded the luggage on it.

 

After waiting a long wait I noticed porters taking bags of foreigners and loading them to carts and carrying them until the customs. I searched with my eyes to find a porter myself and asked one of them about where I can find some one, though I was surprised how the foreigners with their limited Indian language skills were able to find one and many other Indians were standing there lugging their luggage and staring at them the way I was…Once I asked no reply, twice I asked no reply, third time I asked the man replies “Sir no porter, take bag yourself to customs”. Utterly surprised at a porter refusing extra business, I enquired to other passengers and through some veteran Mumbai arriving passengers I came to know later that these were employees of the airport customs and were loading only foreigners (well read it as white skins, sorry I dint meant to make a racial distinction here but that’s how it was happening) luggage… I was so frustrated that I wanted to yell at them but as the jet lag was drilling down on me and fearing some other reason behind this I left it at it

 

I walked to the customs with my bags in a trolley and joined the queue, a constable comes and picks all the foreigners (same meaning as above) and points them to the exit (without baggage check) by speaking politely in English “You can go sir”. The foreigners were taken aback but were happy not to stand in the big queue and not to have a baggage customs check. As I waited for my queue another constable comes and picks people with little luggage to a different queue and asks them to leave without scanning their luggage and then other passengers with a carry and check in luggage both were asked to scan their bags.

 

While I pushed my baggage into the scanner I noticed passengers arguing on dollars to be paid to the constable and the supervisor standing beside giving head shake signals to accept or reject the offer. I cleared my luggage as I did not have any article requiring custom payment, totally dismayed and trying to find a string with which I could hold my belief in the greatness of India but dint find any.

 

I can type in quite a few dirty words defining what this kind of shameful behavior is called!! But I will let you readers decide what kind of a country we are living in and what kind of a system is governing us. Some passengers talked about letting the white people go and not destroying the countries prestige in front of them, but what I saw was the pathetic slavery to white skin by these brown skinned so called Indians.

 

I was proud to talk about India to people from other countries for past years which I had been out of India. But believe me I with clear conscience cannot talk anything good about India from now on. As I described my decision to some of my co-passengers, they said “well because of a few bunch of idiots don’t think India is bad” I shook my head and said “Yes India is not bad, but people in this great country are”.

How to find if your "would be" employer is good?

posted ‎‎Jul 4, 2008 6:45 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar

With graduates flowing in like flood into the job market and blindly joining companies based on money and market name of the company they really do end up in a mess lot of times and end up cribbing about the company all the time... Many people don't tend to see these simple things to understand the status of the company they are joining

so here are 4 simple tips to find if the company is good enough

1) Stationery
You reach the office for an interview and you need to sign in and the receptionist doesn't have a pen in the desk, well nothing could be a more worse impression for a company than this, Obviously going to the interview you need to carry a pen but doesn't give any reason for the reception desk to not have one. It shows how careless the company reception desk is in turn pointing to bad management which doesn't even care about the front desk which is the first impression (obviously inside it is going to be worse) or there could be such stringent control over stationary (like signing for each pen/pencil you take) that the reception desk which has the most probability for missing pens as few visitors by mistake would carry it off with them while signing in/out. Obviously you wouldn't want to join a company which doesn't even let go stationary for free... You would have rather not wanted to enter the company campus at all if u don't find a pen there. Coming from middle class families lot of students/new joinees would think nothing wrong in a pen with a chain to it, but believe me if billion dollar revenue company doesnt want to spend 100 Rs a day on lost pens from stationary i dont think it is worth the effort to even go for an interview there.

2) Restrooms
Do I need to explain on this factor? Well if you really did not know about this earlier, the state of the restroom is how your company will really be. The maintenance of the restroom in other words the dirtiest place in the company will show you how well the company is maintained. If you find dirty toilets you sure know people in that company dont like to clean up after creating a mess. If you find unclean water, broken door hinges/locks, unclean floor you just get to know that not only people of company individually dont have any clean habits but the company as such itself doesnt care about cleaning up any mess properly. If there are not enough janitors in the company then obviously thats what the quality department of the company will be like and the state of projects in there.

3) Interview
Yes Yes Yes, an interview is not only a place for them to assess you but also a place for you to assess your future employers. This is a known fact but no one really does it. few traits like asking text book questions or asking too many personal questions neglecting the area of interview, it means they are careless about your interview and are unprepared. text book questions usually mean that the interviewer has herds (yes correct HERD) of people to interview and is semi automating the process, a very bad thing for any one. It just shows how much important you are in the company. Usually there should be an interview panel and not just one person to interview you or your interview should be broken into sections as personal, technical etc... if not then you are being recruited for head count!!!

4) POST interview/Joining process
Once you like the interview the company etc... there may be the joining process, lot of paperwork and lot of people in enthusiasm and seeing the companies market value dont read it completely or understand it completely. If the HR who is explaining it to you forgets to inform you about person related clause like having a bond or notice period while quitting etc... then you are in an awkward situation because you have accepted the offer orally and are sitting in front of the HR and you dont feel comfortable with the clauses which the HR did not inform you orally but you stumbled upon when reading the fine print. PLEASE donot hesistate, just ask. But think harder on the offer again now as there may be many more hidden clauses. If you donot have a assisting HR then you are in a worse situation, again a point on how much important you are.


So these were just a few of the simple things you miss all the time when joining a new company. Hope it helps.


If you found this interesting then do read my other reviews/advices in below link
http://www.mouthshut.com/pathetic_colleges/reviews

Non-Google

posted ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:49 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar   [ updated ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:50 PM‎‎ ]

 

Google was my life, my job depended on it, I always clicked this favorite site for any help, and it was my home page. But I will never forget the day Google went dead. I reached office with the same courage of having Google at my side as daily. I had finished checking my mail and was thinking about why there were no onsite update mails that day – but dint worry about that as this kind of thing had happened before also. I went for my break fast with my friends of which no one was in any particular chirpy mood as they used to be earlier. Even I dint bother about the funnily creepy silence between us as this was a welcome change.

 

I went back to my seat with the pongal & vada combination digesting in my stomach. I decided to call my onsite coordinator for the usual morning update call. I went to an empty conf room and dialed his number…

The conversation was nothing interesting but to summarize it he asked me to continue with the code change I was working on and that he will need some more time to give the suggestions for some query regarding the data base redo space to be extended.

 

I came back to my seat to start with something productive to earn my dal roti, I went back to the code and picked a query which was to be changed as per requirement. Just to get some help I clicked my Internet explorer icon and in a couple of seconds the page not found error came, I became frustrated and cursed the network, turned around and asked my cubicle mate whether his internet was working, he said it is working… I got a bit pissed off. I went to his browser and typed www.goo...... And the history drop down showed me the Google site which I clicked and it started to rotate slowly, I turned and did the same on my PC and turned to look into my cubicle mates PC and found the same page not found error. I told him what crap this was – Google site is having some problem it seems.

 

I settled back in my seat a bit disappointed. I took the phone and called my friends asking whether they were able to access Google, and there answer was that they were not able to access it from the morning itself. Now I could understand the sewed mouths of my friends during the breakfast, they all were not able to access Google and were already confused. I tried to use a couple of other search engines – and it gave an error message – search engine unavailable. I came to understand that these search engines were also using the Google technology - “powered by Google”.

 

This was a minor shock for me, but I thought that the site will be back after some time. I started to pass my time checking my mail and browse through the public folder. When suddenly there was a posting with a link regarding the search engine of Google being down. When I clicked the link the browser opened and with each turn of the world my stomach churned. It was BBC news link and it had a report that search engines will not work across the globe due to unknown & unavoidable reasons. It was a shock to me this time a bit major than what it was earlier and I understood why my onsite coordinator couldn’t give me any suggestion regarding a DB problem.

 

I tried to concentrate on my work after that, I tried to solve the problems with the query but without a proper search engine I was not able to search for solutions. In some days my productivity was the least it had been in my whole life as a software engineer. My Project manager was grinding me for not completing my delivery, My onsite coordinator was not able to help me in many technical problems, my mentors and peers who were supposed to help me out replied saying that I should do something by myself too instead of asking each and every thing from others. People in my office started to stare at me and I too started to stare back due to frustration and so much pressure. Later I understood that all were in similar or worse mood than me. The managers were pestering the developers and analysts to finish work but the world of

Software development in the country seemed to have come to a stand still. The quarterly results were marked with losses and lawsuits by major clients over bad quality delivery.

            There were major ramp downs in many organizations. No one had ever thought that a search engine would create such a huge problem. And my company was leading in ramp down efforts. By the end of two months since Google died I was out of my job. I realized that day that we were not solution providers but only solution searchers. I was tying the nylon rope around my neck, and I feared the pain, when I suddenly realized that I was on the 17th floor of the building I could rather end my life by jumping from the window with least pain and panic. I opened my window and jumped.

 

The feeling of the fall was crazy……………………… and I hit my elbow to something hard just to realize that it was dark around and I was sweating and breathing like an asthma patient, I rubbed my elbow where it hurt, got up and saw the time – it was 2:15 at night. I went to the laptop connected to the internet and clicked the internet explorer link, within a couple of seconds I got the Google page open in front of me – my breathing soothed and my calm was returning to me. Google the search engine, my life depended on it.

 

Do you Google?

 

The Interview

posted ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:44 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar   [ updated ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:44 PM‎‎ ]

Every one has to go through this process once in a life unless you are possibly some millionaire’s spoiled son. So here I was, going to be interviewed for a lucrative DBA position in an esteemed organization. I don’t know why the DBA position was offering such a lucrative pay but who cared and as more than half the professionals bluff about their extensive experience in the position they are applying for I also bluffed about how I had been the administrator of all DB’s in the 5 mile radius of my cubicle, and how I had been a hero every day saving all the DBs from crashing.

 

With a well ironed shirt and trousers and an inverted noose on my neck I walked towards the room where the interview panel sat waiting to possibly massacre me as I imagined me being piked and heated in a cannibal fire.

 

Knock Knock!!

“Can I come in” I asked with a voice confident enough to even startle Al-Qaida and give up their arms.

 

“Yes come in and take a seat Mr. Kumar” said an equally confident voice from inside which would have made me pee in my pants.

 

I went in, sat and stared at each of the 3 people opposite to me as if I was ready for a duel but before even I could take out my guns the laser beams from their eyes burnt a hole in my holster. Well, bad try with trying to dominate the interview with my voice and eye contact. The introductions started, but inside my mind I named the panelists as the fat guy, the bald guy and the dumb guy.

 

All smiled nasty smiles as if they were just waiting for a guy like me and the fat guy asks the first thing “So Kumar tell us about your job experience”

 

“Well fattie I think you should have read my resume before I came”,

 

Confused he says “Kumar we need to hear it in your words”

 

“Well baldie nee naa nau kau bau cho po ko brrrrrrrrrrr! Do you want to hear more?”

 

“What did you mean?”

 

“Well you said use my own words”

 

Totally out of his wits the bald guy says “I don’t think you understand the seriousness of this interview, if you behave like this we will not only black list you for ever from our organizations interview process but also will send a report about your behavior to all HR’s across all MNC’s”

 

“Dude who cares what you do, but I surely would tell you one thing baldie, use navratna oil it is good for your hair, the special four hairs you have at the corners of ur head”

Dumb guy realized the issue only now and awakes from his pseudo consciousness and says “Kumar what is your problem? You can leave any time you wish, we are done”

 

“Hey Dumbo you atlast woke up, I thought you wont come back from lala land till the interview is over”

 

“Get the shit out of here” and a splatter of the copies of my resume comes towards my face and I duck and get up and say “You missed” and I walked out and blew a kiss towards the old receptionist sitting in the alley and smiled just and as I turned, I bumped into some pillar or something I woke up and noticed the Fat guys face over my face. “Kumar are you alright”

 

“What happened what happened” I shouted trying to notice my surroundings, my pants were wet; there were ten or fifteen people around me and I was on the floor.

 

The baldie replied “You fell unconscious just after we asked about your work experience, did you not have your breakfast? Young kids like you are trying to be competitive but never realize to be patient and calm”

 

The dumb guy says “It is ok, are you able to get up Kumar or do you need help, are you feeling ok………..” and then I shook my head, not sure as a yes or a no and I felt hands carrying me towards a rest area or dorm in the office. My wet pant emitted a sour stench…

I had a bad day

posted ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:43 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar   [ updated ‎‎Sep 16, 2008 12:50 PM‎‎ ]

 I Had A Bad Day

 By Amit Kumar

The life of a software engineer is filled with this phrase on a more than normal basis. I had a bad day at office, my code dint work, my boss shouted at me, I dint get a good appraisal, I dint get a promotion, I get less paid than him, I work like a dog and no one appreciates… all these are just the finishing sentences with this phrase. I have had my share of bad days, bad days with no satisfaction at the end of the day. These bad days are marked with acknowledgement by my girl friend saying that I am not in a good mood or losing my pool game badly or not getting sleep even though I had the so called bad day and have drained all my energy.

 

On one of my similar bad days, I was sitting at home doing nothing other than straining my eyes on the laptop for vague information and I came across this biography of genghis khan. From what I had already known he was a wretched cruel man with a big army at his order to ransack every city he ordered them to attack. But when I read through the website I was shocked that he was the son of a tribal leader and on one of his bad days his parents were killed and he was captured by some ruthless enemies and was chained with a shackle in his neck like a dog for more than 10 years. Imagine that for a bad day. He escaped from there and then raised that big army that he used to bully around later on in his life and he created the single largest empire in history and that sustained for 150 years after his death. Though alexander is more famous he had a smaller empire and it just vanished in thin air in less than 10 years after his death.

 

Wow I thought, we crib so much for a meagre thing of not getting a promotion and holding that grudge against possibly a manager or a colleague for our entire corporate life. What has happened to us, why do we feel distressed even for the slightest smirk? Then I got it, we are just pampered spoiled kids of the society. A kid who may have got a good life would obviously be cribbing about being put to even a small discomfort and a kid who has fought hardships would neglect that small discomfort. And what do we call that kid who gripes for every small thing? A spoiled brat!! The same thing applies to us; we have just become spoiled brats induced by this corporate cushion. Any small discomfort and we are ready to raise a red flag as if it was the death of us, where as we don’t know the real meaning of discomfort.

 

I saw a coolie pulling a cart in a city of southern India, though getting jealous of his abs and biceps, I thought if this guy doesn’t get work a particular day he may smoke beedi and sit on his cart but if he doesn’t get work for a week he wont have enough money for even food, imagine a bad week for him and the same bad week for us, lets say we don’t get paid for a week we still would be driving our cars and still eating good food, but I am sure we will raise a havoc about it. Does that coolie imagine about promotion or appraisal? May be he thinks he can save enough to buy a bullock instead of hand pulling his cart. But why do we not get satisfied? Why do we want more? Why do we make a big issue on small discomforts? That’s what I call spoiled brat.

 

I still remember the day when Kerri Strug an american athelete sprained her ankle on her big day at the 1996 olympics and still went ahead jumped the vault to bring USA the first ever group olympics gold medal in history of olympics. What would have she thought after spraining her ankle? Did she think she had a bad day and just left it at it? No she took her injured ankle and in the next jump scored enough to get that gold medal bringing tears in hundreds of eyes across USA that day. But we being normal people and not so great as genghis khan or even as strong hearted as Kerri Strug cant we have enough positive attitude left at the end of the day and say well today din’t go so well and I will do it better tomorrow or compensate for it tomorrow.

We have so much pessimism present in our selves that we don’t neglect even small discomforts or try to over come it. We have become so soft on our heart that we want things smooth every where, we have so much greed that we compare ourselves with others to get more out of the corporates pockets, but rarely take an initiative to say even if the current is against me I will swim to the shore. When we go ahead and compare some ones better day and gripe about it, why can’t we compare some one elses worser day and get happy that ours was better?

 

So please the next time before you decide you had a bad day, think if it was so bad that it cannot be compensated? Make a determination to beat the heck out of the “bad day mosnter” tomorrow. Beat it so bad that it spends the next few days fixing its nose. And as for me, as I reread this article, I learnt a lesson… writing is easy doing it is tough.....

 

           

 

 

 

Plastic Age, the Fools Age

posted ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:43 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar   [ updated ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:43 PM‎‎ ]

            Millions of years ago when rock took shape in the hands of man to become his tool rock age started. Man was able to hunt faster and almost the same time invented the wheel which was the biggest technological breakthrough in human history. We are now a long way from that time, we now don’t even think of the importance the wheel, we see at least 10,000 wheels when we start from home and reach office and use at least a thousand during the same time starting from the ceiling fan to the lock used to secure our homes, never even thinking all this is because some one thought to make a wheel a million year ago. Sitting in our cozy chairs writing code, we think we are the smart people, the civilized people the geniuses. But never have we thought, we the so called geniuses of this so called modern age have lot more to start with to get the output which is part of a state of art technology.

           

            The age that we live in now is called the plastic age because of the use of plastic in this age, but for sure this is not the smartest age. It has been ages since a reasonable “indigenous” invention or discovery has been made. Inventions like the wheel, the gear, electricity, paper, the printing press, the furnace, germ theory, were mostly independent inventions and marked the end of metal age. And what happened in this age other than atomic energy (which has caused more damage than use) are just modifications of existing science and things were built over it. The comfort our couch has softened the normal tendency to find for solutions but we are now in an age to find comfort and not solutions. Nowadays the general population has not even got the common sense to stop using the incandescent bulbs invented around 120 years back and use something more efficient like a CF bulb that is more efficient and more cost saving, and remember this is the same “we” who think that a mobile phone which is even more than a couple of years old is outdated.

 

Our age, this plastic age is the fool’s age, a period in time which humans did nothing but made merry and war. We now are in the verge of the end of plastic age and the start of the chip age, but I purely believe that the plastic age will end without any great invention worth remembering. I end this flow of my thoughts hoping that in the chip age, we not only build over existing technology but also and invent something indigenous, something creative like a gear or a wheel and only that kind of an invention would be able to roll us into the next technological level.

The Saint

posted ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:39 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar   [ updated ‎‎Jun 25, 2008 9:47 AM‎‎ ]

 

Once a very rich man from America visited a Sufi Saint in India, He entered the small abode of this famous saint and saw that there was no furniture in his house. The saint invited him and gave him water to drink. A bit uncomfortable as he was trying not to offend this great saint he asked,

 

“You are a great man but where is your furniture?”

The saint replied

“Where is yours?”

The Rich man said “Well I am just a visitor to this place”

The saint replied “Aren’t we all.”

Mr. Originality

posted ‎‎Jun 20, 2008 1:38 PM‎‎ by Amit Kumar   [ updated ‎‎Jun 25, 2008 9:48 AM‎‎ ]

“Psycho” was the only word James Peterson was thinking as he saw his unshaven face in the mirror. “James Peterson” the brain and brawn behind more than eighteen political murders was trying to recollect how he looked by seeing himself in the mirror. He had changed his appearance more than seventeen times and was wanted by more than forty-seven countries across the world. Even if he went to the chief of FBI and introduced himself as James Peterson the chief would give a generic reply of “How could I help you Sir” - that was the brilliance with which he planned his crimes.

As every man, he too had the ambition of becoming the richest, the most powerful and the most famous. Nobody knew that he was a serial rapist and killer “also” who committed those so called heinous crimes just to satisfy his self, that nobody equaled his brilliance in planned crime or covering up an unplanned crime. He was an orphan as he could recollect and was raised in the local city orphanage of the Los Angeles (did some body say crime- Yes Los Angeles the crime capital of the richest nation on earth).But James was a brilliant student (as being a good student was the only way one can get out of the strict rules of the orphanage before he became 18) and he soon was out of the orphanage and was living on his own before he was 17 and was the leader of a gang of hooligans of his own age and worked for the Tama chino family. His first murder was at the age of 19 and that too of a famous senator. He couldn’t recollect any proper reason for the murder other than that he was paid 500 US$ for the job.

Now he was standing there in front of his mirror thinking about how to pass his evening for which he had many options. Just then the phone rang, that was a very bad thing for James as he never communicated with the outer world through this device. He picked up the device which had leaked the information of so many master planners to their enemies and led them to death.

“Hello, James?”

This was the worst shock he had ever had in his whole life. Somebody calls him and calls by his first name- his brain works fast and tells him that it is wrong number and is meant for somebody else by the name James.

“Sorry wrong number this is not James here”, and he keeps the phone without even waiting for the reply.

Even before his fast brain could think anything about this incident the phone rang again, he picked it up and before he could say hello the other side shouts

“Son, Don’t keep the phone, I know you are James Peterson”,

“hickkkk” James skipped a heart beat- this is not possible” Shocked he blurts out

“Who are you”,

“I am your father”

“My father is dead, I am orphan”

“No, I am very much alive”

“Why should I believe you?”

“I can’t tell you anything now, come to the Central park the second bench from the east gate 7:00 pm”

“I won’t come there”

“I know you will”

Beep, beep, beep ………the line is dead.

His brain told “This is the most foolishly laid trap ever, and you would be the biggest idiot if you fall for it”

His heart spoke for the first time after 27 years “Hear your heart for once and get to know your parent”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” he shouted out falling on his knees not able to bear the two organs of his body which were waging a war against each other.

James was sitting idle on the park bench watching little kids playing as the sun was setting across the horizon. He never liked kids and never showed mercy towards them. Twice had he killed infants with their parents who were the actual target

Even as he sat there looking harmless waiting to become the bait and thinking about that call – so absurdly straight forward as if his “so called father” knew every thing about him. This surprised him and left him totally clueless for the first time in his life.

The sun was setting and darkening the now almost emptied park, it was half past seven. A shadow moved across his bench, he turned but before the shadow had left but not without a clue a small piece of folded paper lie on his bench,

“Come to the 143,7th Cross Burlington street”

He caught a cab and pronounced the address, the cab moved to the destination. He started wondering about his father to be a more brilliant criminal than him. Before his already confused thoughts could convert him from a psycho to a confused psycho the cab stopped. He payed the cab driver and got down, He was surprised by the villa standing in the middle of a street full of flats. He walked into the villa and knocked the door.

“His intention was to place a gun at head of the first person he sees there and get some reason out of this whole situation”

And before the door opened a gun was stuck at his back and by instinct he tried to use his twist and snatch technique one more hand caught his arms and cuffed his wrists. “Too fast”, He was searched, his Beretta taken and then his cuffs were removed and he was pushed into the door which opened with alarming sync to the finish of his search. He was just too surprised to see the disrespect shown by these people towards one of the most wanted criminals of the world. Angry, frustrated and cursing his heart which had spoken to him for the first time in his life and screwed him too, he walked across the large hall which lay before him, at the end of which was a stair case going to the other floors of the villa. As he neared the stairs a man in his early 60’s in a dark suit with a diamond pin walked down it.

“My son”, the old man gasped and reached for his sons arm, which his son just whisked off and moved farer.

“You Bastard”, James shouted “Who are you, what do you want?”

“I am your father, I have been tracking you for past 17 years, I can prove it”, the old man begged.

“Then why did I open my eyes in an orphanage”, James cried, surprised by his own reaction he covered his face with his hands.

As these two twisted characters spent a couple of hours with each other James found out the old man who called himself Dan Peterson had not married his wife until after 2 years of her giving birth of James and she had to put him away in an orphanage and she hadn’t informed him about that son until 10 years after their marriage. James after long time was feeling something other than criminality in his mind. After the stories were told by the father and son to each other and after their reunion which took some time, Dan called for dinner.

On the dinner table Dan sipping his soup pleaded

“Son, I know I am responsible for you being into the criminal world now and I am powerful enough to bring you out of it. Please join me and leave your business”.

“It is too early to think about it and it is too complicated to get out of that world, I am already aaagghhhh……” James fell on the floor and was rubbing his throat as if it had caught fire.

Dan got up from his seat on the table came near James walking as if this was something that he was expecting to happen and as though he was satisfied with the timing.

“My son, sorry I had to do this, I am very sorry, god bless your soul”, James stared at Dan as if to ask him something.

“I know what you are thinking, Yes you are poisoned you are going to die within 3 minutes. Won’t you like to know why you are meeting this fate? Pity you are my son and I am not mourning for you, instead I am happy now. Do you remember Cathie?” Dan smiled

James’ mind flashed his remembrance of Cathie, Catherina the senator who had been his first victim, whom he had stabbed 13 times just for sake of making the count of 13 though she dint survive even the fifth cut on her body, those 500US$ flashed across his memory……………and again he stared at Dan as if totally puzzled.

Dan whispered “I tracked you down for so long and I came to know that you were my son two years back.” And then he shouted “You bloody bastard, Cathie was my wife, your damned mother” and kicked James in his stomach. “Remember the name you moron Catherina Peterson” he shouted again and walked out of the dining hall and the lights faded off as James lie their withering in pain and unable to scream, with tears on his eyes pain his body and no hope of reaching heaven.

The next day’s newspaper read “Body of unknown person found in abandoned villa at 143,7th Cross Burlington street

   

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