Maytag Epic Washer And Dryer

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Tossing and turning of a raft in a river hydraulic, as if caught in the spin cycle of a washing machine. Also called a "Swirly".
Stuck in a hole and thrashed about as if in a washing machine. Usually not fun!
Maytag Corporation was a $4.7 billion home and commercial appliance company, headquartered in Newton, Iowa from 1893 to 2006, and now part of the Whirlpool Corporation.

washer
A person or device that washes something
A washing machine
someone who washes things for a living
A small flat ring made of metal, rubber, or plastic fixed under a nut or the head of a bolt to spread the pressure when tightened or between two joining surfaces as a spacer or seal
a home appliance for washing clothes and linens automatically
seal consisting of a flat disk placed to prevent leakage

dryer
an appliance that removes moisture
(Drying (food)) Drying is a method of food preservation that works by removing water from the food, which inhibits the growth of microorganisms and hinders quality decay. Drying food using sun and wind to prevent spoilage has been practised since ancient times.
A machine or device for drying something, esp. the hair or laundry
A substance mixed with oil paint or ink to promote drying
Drying is a mass transfer process consisting of the removal of water moisture or moisture from another solvent, by evaporation from a solid, semi-solid or liquid (hereafter product). To be considered "drying", the final product must be a solid, either as a continuous sheet (e.g.

epic
constituting or having to do with or suggestive of a literary epic; "epic tradition"
Heroic or grand in scale or character
epic poem: a long narrative poem telling of a hero's deeds
Of, relating to, or characteristic of an epic or epics
very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary (especially in size or scale); "an epic voyage"; "of heroic proportions"; "heroic sculpture"