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Llama in pajamas. Cool baby pajamas Llama In Pajamas
the llama had always wanted to do stand up comedy but he found the audiences to be rather large and somewhat intimidating. this was one of his favorite jokes to tell. he used to dedicate it to Marty, the zebra from Madagascar: There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?" "I'm a cow." "Right, right. What do you do?" "I make milk for the farmer." "Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?" "I'm a chicken." "Oh, right. What do you do?" "I make eggs for the farmer." "Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?" "I am a Stallion," said the stallion. "Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?" "Take off your fancy pajamas, darling, and I'll show you." thank you, thank you all. thanks...i'll be playing here all week. Down By The Bay
Illustrations to accompany one of my favorite childhood songs, "Down By The Bay" by Raffi. I added a Pig in a Wig for lols. I expect to keep expanding on this as I find other variations of the song. ------------------ Down by the bay where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do my mother will say "Did you ever see a fly wearing a tie?" Down by the bay. Down by the bay where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do my mother will say "Did you ever see a bear combing his hair?" Down by the bay. Down by the bay where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do my mother will say "Did you ever see a moose kissing a goose?" Down by the bay. Down by the bay where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do my mother will say "Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail?" Down by the bay. Down by the bay where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do my mother will say "Did you ever see a llama wearing pajamas?" Down by the bay. Down by the bay where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do my mother will say "Did you ever have a time when you couldn't make a rhyme?" Down by the bay Similar posts: girls nightshirt loungewear sets red plaid pajama tennis pajama pants baby dolls sleepwear long loungewear womens knit pajamas small dog pajamas mickey mouse christmas pajamas |