This is an assortment of actual subject lines from junk mail that I receive: In the top two columns, you can see that both Obama and his competition are in deep trouble according to the random fake news spammers invent. While having an extra-marital affair, senator Obama, already stricken with a brain tumor, is hurt in a car crash, but this doesn't stop him from slinging mud at McCain, swearing to get even with him! McCain isn't better off, being diagnosed with both pancreatic and skin cancer. Still he has enough power to declare war on Bin Laden, even though he is cartankerous because of suspected muslim Obama's lack of empathy. At least they are not taking a stance for either Obama or McCain – they divided the made-up headlines almost evenly between the two! The one below that gives you a unique insight into the twisted mind of the common spammer: while they are trying to sell you fake MBA and other degrees, they are honest enough to inform you that MBA degrees are not for sale – get it!?. They just don't want you to fall into the hands of fraudsters! The last one by the venerable Ola Ouellette even goes so far as to educate the junk-mail receiver to no longer get ripped off by her fakes anymore. Spammers care, see?

My son John graduating from Simon Fraser University with his MBA degree (Masters of Business Administration) October 8, 2010