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How To Give A Haircut With Scissors : Sharpen Hedge Shears : Excavator Tree Shear. How To Give A Haircut With Scissors
Why I can empathise more with women (or how I unintentionally had my face waxed.) Me: Hello, do you speak English. Turkish barber: No. Turkish? Me: No. How much for a haircut? (Makes scissor action around head.) Turkish barber: Gets out a few notes. Me: Ok. (Sits down.) Turkish barber: (Pulls a lock of my hair and places scissors about half way down it, making quzzical expression.) Ok? Me: Yes. Turkish barber: (Cuts hair. Starts to heat up unidentified green goo (hitherto known as UGG) in a little pot. Then starts pasting UGG on my face.) Me: (Winces, it's bloody hot. Assumes UGG is a facepack that will deep cleanse my mucky pores.) Turkish Barber: (Stops pasting. Goes off to chat on his mobile phone.) Me: (UGG cools and hardens. Face feels tight. I feel confused.) Turkish Barber: (Comes back.) Ok? (I nod, he gently starts peeling off dry UGG. It hurts. But this is only to get a firm fingerhold. Rips off rest of UGG fast enough to cause excrutiating pain, and slowly enough to make it last unbearably long.) Me: (Suppresses whimper, breathing is shallow.) Turkish Barber: Ok? Me: (Lying through gritted teeth.) Yes. Turkish Barber: (Covers face with soothing cream. Then slaps on aftershave, which totally negates soothing effects of cream and nearly makes me wish I was giving birth to a buffalo instead. Then gives me head massage. This is nice. The burning feeling subsides by 50% to bearable level.) Turkish Barber: (Finishes.) Ok? Me: Yes. (Smiles courageously. Pays.) Thank you. (Is reminded of childhood when I had to say thank you to the headmaster after he'd given me 6 of the best with a gym shoe, for making an incendiary device in the school cellars.) Turkish Barber: Ok. (Smiles and nods.) Me: Thank you. (Smiles and exits to courageously walk through the village with face on fire.) This is why I can empathise more with women, and all that bikini line stuff..... Off with her head....
Ok so I shouldn't have posted this picture... I had a deal with someone else... we decided that whomever took the better picture was given the "right to post it on flickr"... HIS has been on for a week... I was looking at my pictures and I said..."we never discussed edited versions of the photo"... hahahah so I edited it... and here it is. Anyway... as we were driving along...I pulled over for one reason or another...I don't remember why.....then I noticed this Barbie doll head... sitting on the side of the road... how random.... When I was little, I had one.. it's made so that kids can do her hair and if I remember correctly make-up... Well... me always doing things my way... I decided I wanted to be a hair stylist... so I grabbed some scissors and chop, chop, clip, clip away... My doll looked sooooo bad... I got so mad at myself as did my mom because I only had it for a day or so... hahahahaha.... Similar posts: scissor mic stand professional hair scissor paper cloth scissors magazine kitchen scissors bullet tools magnum shear rock paper scissors pictures dog grooming shears how to sharpen scissors curved dog grooming scissors |