bumpbeat is scared of chocolate, his only friends are his cuddly toys and he has a secret jet pack

bumpbeat told us the following: 'one dark night i was all curled up with mamma and papa, but then i heard a roaring and a screaming and then i knew; chocolate was a lethal weapon.  i ran and ran as far as my four legs could carry me, until i reached my room to listen to what i loved best.  MUSIC! My family always tease me because i'm scared of chocolates, but i hate them.  My friend is 'mail the monkey', and he told me to face my fears.  i tried to, but it is impossible' 

we're not sure what bumpbeat is on about, but it sure sounds interesting all the same