It is foolish to be afraid of death. JUST THINK!! No more repaired tires on the body vehicle, no more patchwork living.
--Paramhansa Yogananda


Death row is a state of mind.
--Doris Ann Foster

A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
--Charles Brower

Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death.
--Jewish Proverb

Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun.
--Bishop Hall

It's a phony issue. To pretend the death penalty is going to end crime in the United States is to fool people, to promote public ignorance.
--Rudolph W. Giuliani (R), former U.S. Attorney of New York, former mayor of New York City

For life in the present there is no death. Death is not an event in life. It is not a fact in the world.
--Wittgenstein


Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?"
--Leo Buscaglia

Step 1: Scratch off all remaining silver stuff. this is PROBABLY harmful if swallowed (like Dane Cook!). i'm pretty sure eating the silver stuff is like eating the unicorn blood in harry potter, except instead of living forever, you die an automatic, horrid, painful death. no bueno.