"Tonight's top story! It's been a horrific day that is sure to go down in Azerbaijani history. Early this afternoon 3 ACI PMCs including the son of the creator of ACI, Matthew Bing, were killed in a shootout between citizens. It started out when Rodric Tate, the sergeant of the squad (reporting to Major Bing) was struck twice in the head with a monkey wrench, killing him. The killer fled, but Major Bing ran to his fallen friend and took to firing at a fleeing civilian who was mistaken to be the killer. Another civilian, returning home from work drew a pistol on Major Bing shooting him once in the head. Two other PMCs came charging from opposite directions into the clearing. The first one, a young farm boy by the name of Fredric Jess received two fatal shots to the chest when attempting to take out the gunman from behind. The fourth and only surviving member of the group secured and arrested the gunman for questioning. A squad of ACI soldiers was then sent out with orders to find the killer of Tate. Several hours later they returned with a cowering boy wearing a combat vest and sagging jeans. He admitted to killing Tate, but insisted that he intended on dispatching the Major instead. "Kill the one with the skull mask, and baseball hat! they said" he kept repeating this during his questioning. Info as to whoever "they" is was not given up or released so the soldiers hung the boy from a tree. Out of nowhere, gunfire erupted. Machine gun fire unloaded into the soldiers. Above is a photo ACI released of the horrific slaughter that left 5 ACI soldiers dead. As you can see, a soldier attempts to pull away an unconscious ally. In the corner you can see arrested boy hanging from his resting place. More on this later as the news comes in, thank you for joining us on channel 9 morning news. Now sports."

These are annoying tools. The Torx wrench at top is needed for tightening the clamp on Campagnolo Ergo-power brake-level-shifters onto the handlebars. It needs to be that long and that thin and a Torx fitting in order to work well. Before you could just use a readily available long Allen wrench. The green handled spanner is an old adjustable cup bottom bracket tool AND tandem bicycle eccentric bottom bracket adjusting tool. It is annoying because use as the former can result in bloody knuckles, because the spanner flexes unexpectedly if the adjustable cup doesn't move freely. And you are hurrying. Use as the latter redeems it somewhat, because tandem eccentrics are kind of a pain anyway (though Bushnell eccentric shells make them nearly pie.) And the long hexagonal tool is my brand new 14mm Allen wrench I found I needed to install a new Campagnolo Centaur Power-Torque crankset. Grrr. Bad Campagnolo. Go sit in the corner.